Democratic Primaries 2020 - Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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Who is Laura Jane Grace?

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I remember when Laura began transitioning!!! That’s great.

SJWs hate Fox News for this one trick. You can be as racist as you want as long as you don’t say or do these THREE SECRET THINGS (out loud).

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Fuck me, it kills me this guy isn’t going to absolutely crush. He really is an incredible human being.

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Welp, gg

The two will go head to head on 15 March in Arizona in their first televised debate since Warren’s withdrawal made it a two-person race.

I am ready for our boy to Bern Biden down.

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In case you were wondering what kind of people support Tulsi, this is from a guy who recently thought he was having a stroke and believed that the correct strategy was to drink plenty of water and try not to move, ignoring the advice that he take aspirin and call 911.

why must we live in a society where people with limited income, have to choose between health care or housing? why dont people with loads on money, like Alysia Chang, offer to pay for peoples medical needs? why cant we vote for someone who understand the need to ensure everyone gets medical care, such as Tulsi Gabbard instead of insisting we use a hardline communist instead such as Bernie sanders, whose supporters only turn off moderates and independents and republicans unlike Tulsi

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C’mon now, she’s a generational talent of our lifetimes–basically the Mike Trout of politics. I’ve seen no evidence that AOC’s talents and tactics have any net positive effect at enlightening aloof no-information voters and especially Boomers+ over Bernie’s though. For most people, just repeating “Brawndo’s got what plants crave” has to be the nut core strategy. I don’t disagree that Bernie could tighten up the message in a few spots but I have no problem with him being a voice box plush toy.

If I had to sum up this primary in 3.5 minutes it’d be this audio track set to a video loop of Carlton dancing.

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Honestly that probably does more damage than good.

just like joe rogan!

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YOU HAVE TO BELEEF

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At least the people who wrote the “sexism sank her campaign” articles will cash in the 2-for-1 on their labor in 2024 by swapping Liz for AOC. Freebies like that are huge for totally independent, free-thinking journalists doing vanguard social commentary pieces in the gig economy.

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nyt WOAT in the tank for Warren. Without context, it sure would be tough to tell who finished ahead of the other in every primary they were on the ballot.

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We need an option to autoreplace “broad coalition of voters” with “corporate influencers and party bosses.”

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CrystalBallTube shows a video of Jennifer Rubin on MSNBC crying about having to tell little girls it will be at least four more years before the first corporate-controlled white woman can become president as AOC is sworn in.

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Get a grip. That joke was at the expense of the NYT, not Bernie. And it was funny!

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