Democratic Primaries 2020 - Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Take off the tin foil hats guys.

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no.

https://twitter.com/AaronStigile/status/1223687824383197184

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grunching but are you familiar with Npc’s body of work?

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https://twitter.com/GravelInstitute/status/1223795775383183360

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Please come back and tell us more about the toxicity of Bernie Bros.

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Hard to overstate how much of a loser you would have to be to devote your life to LOLPete in the face of basically everyone here telling you the truth about him and still come back to troll with this nonsense when your candidate has 0% equity and you were 100% wrong about everything.

My best guess is Branch Bernidian must be circulating amongst Pete’s dozens of remaining supporters. Congrats you ran one of the all time shittiest campaigns. Better luck next time to Pete(hint: there won’t be a next time)

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It’s how I imagine climate denialists will think in 20 years.

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[ ] giraffe
[X] steenbok

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https://mobile.twitter.com/blrshepherd/status/1223790407143907329

Chill, dude.

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Uh this is not how we make allies.

If Bernie Sanders becomes president then Larry David will be on SNL every night. The fact that Sanders could turn SNL into a funny show would be a truly remarkable accomplishment that no other president could achieve.

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https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1223785773692006400?s=20

I guess the voter didn’t appreciate the ButtiGJGE pronunciation, so that’s why there’s no poll.

I mean, that IS pretty bad.

But, like, Killer Michael is Bernard’s oldest supporter. There are videos of them going back to late 2014/early 2015ish.

“Michael, is now the time?”

“Bernard, the time is now.”

We don’t need a hero, we need a collective.

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This was super unnecessary man.

I thought her Branch Bernidian comment was hilarious tbh.

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I’m torn. I generally like skydiver but I also really dislike Pete. Plus coming in to call the Bernie people branch dividians when he’s the legit front runner is pretty weak sauce.

I think WichitaDM could have had a better dunk if he had used humor instead of brute force, but 2 points is 2 points.

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“Wanna get your wife back? Easy: vote for someone else!”

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If Branch Bernidians was just some light hearted joke then ya I went overboard. And there is some chance that’s true. The problem with that is all the other insanely negative things she has posted about Bernie and his supporters because we were mean to Pete.

So if you guys wanna play the poor skydiver routine then have at it. For me personally if you show up and call the majority of us cult members in your semi-monthly troll rant then don’t be surprised when I respond in kind.

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Just want to say, with reference back to the Warren controversy of a couple weeks back, this is a prime example of how Pete has been on the receiving end of much harsher treatment. Very hard to imagine getting away with a similar depiction of a woman.