Trump is only one layer of bad guys. He’s a cheap AI-cheating video game boss that incites you to pump quarters into the machine and distracts you from the fact that the developers are stealing your money and have been forever. First you’re mad that the AI cheats, but then you realize that the weak characters you’re forced to chose from were also created by the developers. Gamers are outraged and want Bernie Sanders as a playable character. Instead, the developers fold all of the shitty characters into one ultra feeble Centrist Voltron. But the patch was rushed, you find a glitch to pick Bernie Sanders at the character selection screen, and just when you’re about to press start the black suits rush in and pull you off the machine.