so are the grammar mistakes in those intentional? they gotta be intentional.
eye twitch
please say they are intentional
its DA SHARE ZONE there are no mistakes
I, too, am skeptical about Catholics, but I think you can’t blame the Holy Father from trying here. Imagine if he ever was asked later on if he inquired with God to stop this plague, and he had to say no!
That would indeed be an embarrassment.
I have neither memes nor goofs to add, but just want to say this thread is awesome. It’s a rare chance to smile in absurdly dark times.
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said “I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life, yours is only just starting.”
The 10 year old replied: “Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag.”
Obviously false Merkel didn’t leave Greece the last parachute.
I first heard that in the Seventies when Henry Kissinger was the smartest man in the world.
The joke involved the pope and a 10 year old boy and did not go where I thought it was going. Although I guess it still could.