COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

It’s been a while since you apartment shopped I take it? That’s not a bad layout at all, bedrooms not next to each other, separate baths for both bedrooms, you could have a roommate and not have to be on top of them most of the time. The dining area is big enough to throw a desk in and treat it as an office, meals that aren’t eaten on the couch will be eaten at the island. There is more than 6" of counter space. Not much storage space but its rare to get much. I’ve lived in worse places for sure.

Remember when we spent all day analyzing that Ben Garrison poker cartoon?

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https://twitter.com/people/status/1241021218859429893

Deep Exhale

That probably reached like 10 million ultra-low-info US citizens who never watch the news. Massive leverage.

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True. I don’t want to underestimate the “If Kylie said” crowd because they do take their direction from her and her sisters, regardless of how silly it is.

Not even a proper Kylie

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I know layouts like that are common and relatively less horrible. That doesn’t make them good, and it doesn’t change the fact that if somebody half competent gave a shit they could come up with something much better.

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Can you provide a layout of an apartment if Scott the same size as the one in question that would get the zik stamp of approval?

Paint is welcome

I’m already 2weeks behind schedule doing that for real for an upcoming project.

Although I doubt I’ll be able to get a building permit after Monday so it probably doesn’t matter.

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https://twitter.com/MikeJudge/status/1241070374541881344?s=19

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https://mobile.twitter.com/Shannon71299/status/1240723641727438851

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So why is this bad?

Because it’s an ugly, utilitarian building function. The most prominent feature of the front of your house is saying “VEHICLE STORAGE”. That shit should be around back with the trash cans and the gas meter, not facing the street.

Draw a child’s picture of a house. Is there a garage in it? No, of course not. Because children understand that a home is for people, not cars.

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