Me: wtf is Irn Bru
Wikipedia: Irn-Bru is a Scottish carbonated soft drink, often described as “Scotland’s other national drink”. It is produced in Westfield, Cumbernauld, North Lanarkshire, by A.G. Barr of Glasgow, since moving out of their Parkhead factory in the mid-2000s.
A.G. Barr is involved with this? Fuck, it’s gotta be bad
And in a cold glass bottle it is without doubt the greatest hangover cure ever invented.
Unlike Barr, it goes down a treat. 
Maybe it’s pence
Better than a bloody Mary?
Scotland’s other national drink’s a better hangover cure
I must admit a bloody Mary is dam good but it misses the rift. 
What is this, my favorite Welsh rap group has some dope rhymes about this COVID shit:
Yeah that would be better than my four-year-old ignorant self at Kmart: “Mommy, it’s a black lady!”
I think it’s possible for this to not be parents’ fault. But it 100% was in my case.
Se7en has been on HBO a lot lately and has given me the chance to bust out my best “What’s in the box? WHAT’S IINN THE BBOOOOXX???” impression any time FedEx drops off a package.
Quarantine has been hard for some of us.
I saw the very end of this movie before seeing all of it later on. And I still didn’t connect what was in the box at first
Anyone here that wouldn’t have shot him in the head after opening the box?
Why, I would have challenged him to a duel by sword!
Apparently the original ending had Morgan Freeman shoot him instead, so Brad Pitt wouldn’t uh commit the sin of wrath or whatever, thereby kind-of sort-of stymieing the guy’s plan. I think they said they decided the audience wouldn’t find it satisfying or something, heard this on an audio commentary or some DVD special feature.
So this big ol’ shindig in the Ozarks made me think of this song…
So I had to do my thing for a verse…
I hopped out the tailgate at the Ozarks,
with a flag and some PBR,
Welcome to the land of dumb rednecks,
Are y’all gonna fit in?
Jumped in the pool, y’all know I had to party,
Looked to my right, see some people sneeze and high five,
This is all so crazy, everybody seems so Caucasian,
I started coughin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda feverish,
See a cell tower and I’m nervous,
That’s when the DJ man turned on the radio and Tim McGraw was on, and Tim McGraw was on, and Tim McGraw was on…
(Quick sample of Live Like You Were Dying before the beat drops for the chorus)
So I put my hands up, they’re playing my song, the butterflies fly away,
Rock my red hat like yeah, drinking some bleach like yeah,
I put my hands up, they’re playing my song, now I know the virus is fake.
Yeah, it’s a party in the Ozarks, hey!
Yeah, it’s a party in the Ozarks, hey!
