COVID-19: memes and goofs thread

Apparently the original ending had Morgan Freeman shoot him instead, so Brad Pitt wouldn’t uh commit the sin of wrath or whatever, thereby kind-of sort-of stymieing the guy’s plan. I think they said they decided the audience wouldn’t find it satisfying or something, heard this on an audio commentary or some DVD special feature.

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So this big ol’ shindig in the Ozarks made me think of this song…

So I had to do my thing for a verse…

I hopped out the tailgate at the Ozarks,
with a flag and some PBR,
Welcome to the land of dumb rednecks,
Are y’all gonna fit in?
Jumped in the pool, y’all know I had to party,
Looked to my right, see some people sneeze and high five,
This is all so crazy, everybody seems so Caucasian,
I started coughin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda feverish,
See a cell tower and I’m nervous,
That’s when the DJ man turned on the radio and Tim McGraw was on, and Tim McGraw was on, and Tim McGraw was on…

(Quick sample of Live Like You Were Dying before the beat drops for the chorus)

So I put my hands up, they’re playing my song, the butterflies fly away,
Rock my red hat like yeah, drinking some bleach like yeah,
I put my hands up, they’re playing my song, now I know the virus is fake.
Yeah, it’s a party in the Ozarks, hey!
Yeah, it’s a party in the Ozarks, hey!

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No laughter please…

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Haha. That’s a little before my time but yeah that definitely works.

In case you’re really bored and live behind a national park or something
https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1265460940633505797?s=20

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Makes me think of living a minimalist life…

Ha, this is a deep cut.

So learning via Zoom has been going well for him the last couple months?

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1264742738580459521

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the really impressive part of this is how well done the recording was. dude literally could have killed himself tripping over any of that shit

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https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1265714234446528514?s=20

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https://twitter.com/thickyrubio/status/1265754178078617600

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god I love that doge meme format, it’s fantastic

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Americans did none of that in 1940.

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Nit ITT

You are stifling my FREE SPEECH

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