The sports bar near my place is my favorite for two reasons: it’s close, and it’s the only chance I have to speak with attractive women. Florida Man(ager) might have a business model there.
Won’t even think about ordering their takeout. The food sucks and is overpriced.
Onion writers are so great. Just the first line:
“A select group of centrist moderate Democrats are in talks to cooperate with COVID-19 on a path towards giving both parties what they want, face-palming sources revealed.”
…lol, not Onion. Full credit to Hard Times for fooling me…
tbh, I’m surprised it’s that much.
Really? That’ll teach me to skip 40 new memes to repost someone else’s
So you mean they’re serving stuff like sushi and pho?
No, mostly they put onions or mushrooms on most of their stuff.
So even onions are on the too crazy to eat list? Not even on a burger or a pizza?
Yep.
I’ll eat McD’s for breakfast or a snack but not for lunch. Solely because they put onions on their burgers. lol onion eaters.
100% with this. I was a staunch Burger King loyalist for years after they brought in the Bacon Double Cheeseburger. First burger available in big-brand fast food places that didn’t come with onions. McDonald’s lets you customise your burgers now and Burger King went straight to hell, though the BDC is still a solid burger.
I couldn’t imagine life without onions.
♫…It’s easy if you try… ♫
Imma blow your mind. You might want to sit down.
You can ask them to not put onions on your food.
Nonsense. The war is won through Yelp reviews.
I guess it’s me that’s missing eyes tonight lol, didn’t see that you we’re quoting JTs post 
Remember when we were all like “2019 was a shitty year, glad that’s all done with?”
