COVID-19: Chapter 7 - Brags, Beats, and Variants

I literally did not feel the shot. Nurse had to tell me it was done. Don’t know if fairly muscular with thick skin matters, maybe low nerve count. I’ve always done pretty well with physical trauma, but I used to hate shots. I kinda got over that at around 35, now I just don’t look.

In the name of science don’t hydrate. You are our control group.

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Borderline? Holy shit, what’s on the other side?

Timothy McVeigh.

Haha he is such a goddamn moron. How is he allowed to have a gun?

Where were the lockdowns for CAT SCRATCH FEVER?

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https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1380226453573406730?s=19

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Onion.

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Haven’t they been saying that all along?

I went on Ted’s website and found out how to contact his PA.

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You mean “adopt it, and then fuck it”

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Yeah, I think this has been pretty well known for about a year, but hygiene theater must be performed.

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As they incubate new mutations.

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I was just wondering if I need to keep washing my hands every time I touch anything now that I’m fully vaccinated. Great timing CDC!

All that cleanliness for nothing!

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1378761575822204936?s=19

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nah. Although when I was in one of the most concentrated areas of covid in the world I didn’t get it despite not being perfect about contact precautions I figured/hoped

Am I allowed to touch my face again?

I mean we should still be washing our hands.