COVID-19: Chapter 6 - ThanksGRAVING

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What is it with NH and dicks?

Nah, we have memorials because those people were killed by brown people. Terrorists. Not some hoax “virus” that we can’t even really see.

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3 more from the long-term care home died today from Covid-19. The total is now up to 7 deaths from this outbreak. Still 41 residents and 22 staff with active cases.

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Dick Hinch sounds like a colloquial name for a venerial disease from the old west.

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“He has hinch dick” has a familiar ring to it.

We used to have a congressman Dick Swett. He didn’t even drive for NASCAR like all the good Dicks.

Dick Swett, not Dick Sweet. I’m not sure which one is more gross.

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Yeah autocorrect got me. Fixed.

Had a guy at work named Dick Cummings. He was also from NH. And apparantly enjoyed lots of oysters.

“I won’t ever go back to Salt Lake City. Went there back in ought-5 and got the dick hinch.”

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My step dad’s uncle is probably going on a vent today.

Curious is there have been any new updates on the statistics of patients that have to go on the vent.

This sucks.

At least even my extended family is taking this seriously now.

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The pitching coach for the Minnesota Twins was Dick Such. Pronounced “suk”.

Wouldn’t you stay with “Richard” in that case?

Apparently not. He was always introduced on the White Sox broadcast as “Dick Suk”. No giggling.

I worked with an old guy named Richard Short. I always wanted to call him Dick but he was too nice LOL.

I used to get these festive spherical treats from Season’s Eatings. They were surprisingly big. Thanks to the proprietor Pete Schweddy, I can’t stop thinking about Schweddy balls this time of year!

I had a teacher in high school named Dick Johnson.

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Four fucking patients getting fucking admitted because they just had to have fucking thanksgiving with their whole fucking families.

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The warehouses around me are all blowing up according to my friends who work at them. It’s getting terrifying.

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