COVID-19: Chapter 5 - BACK TO SCHOOL

Ooh $3 for everyone! Cost of distribution? $2.79 per person. But still, $.21 for everyone!

You’re supposed to make one of the options undesirable

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Do they die painfully or do they never have existed? If it’s the latter you can keep the money I’m gonna smash that button.

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My brothers friend owns a small restaurant and bar in Oregon. Masks are mandated by the governor. They are having health and fire inspectors spot check for places that are enforcing compliance. Penalty on second offence is permanent loss of liquor Licence, which is pretty severe. Owner enforces it to all his customers but now is in serious trouble because he is being sued by several patrons. They obviously won’t win but he has to pay to defend himself.

Talk about rock and hard place. Just brutal.

Go Hawkeyes. I mean a consistent 7% pos rate. No problem let’s play football!

https://twitter.com/scottdochterman/status/1303420083151294465?s=21

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I can’t afford to pay the billion up front, can I pay in installments?

Oh… I GET the billion?

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My Sparties at 7% too

https://twitter.com/chrissolari/status/1303433636176441347?s=21

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What are the plaintiffs claiming?

Not sure if a billion dollars is enough to ease the guilt of killing off at least half of my family.

I mean that kills off almost every aunt and uncle I have along with my mother and my one remaining grandparent. A couple of distant cousins would be killed as well.

Not sure but does it matter really? He still has to pay until they are tossed.

This legit?

Seeking Alpha is legit so I assume this info is as well. A quick twitters search brings up the top two hits for some LOLZ

One week into the school year in the Czech Republic and 45 schools have either reduced the number of classes or shut down entirely.

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Maybe that’s why the market’s tanking. First potential negative news about vaccines I’ve heard in a while.

I don’t think a safety hold on phase 3 trials is super uncommon.

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It’s not but in today’s information marketplace it’s going to get a lot of attention.

Basically the 18 month timeline is already the insanely fast plan with all reasonable corners cut. Trying to go faster is really raising the bar for unknown effects.

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I very well could have been exposed recently. I don’t have symptoms, but I have not been nearly as careful as the median UP regular. I go to yoga, occasionally eat out at I door restaurants, and other things y’all would find stupid and risky, especially in LoLFlorida. I’m going to get a test this week to see where I am.

Eta: I wear a basic cloth mask everywhere I go.

Would kill my dad as well who I love but I mean it’d save a lot more people deserving of life sooo… Plus I could save a ton of people with a billion dollars.

If it’s between my dad and the tens of thousands of extra people who die because Trump is in office then I’m sorry pops but yous gots to go.

It’s more about, could I really press a button that would kill tens of millions of people? Thanos style? It’s super fucked up to dehumanize people but honestly I don’t think I know any people who are Trump supporters who i’d consider decent people. Like I love my dad but he’s a pretty shit person all things considered.

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What if it instantly transported them into an alternate reality where each one lives out the rest of their lives in their respective dreams of paradise without realizing they’re completely alone as the only sentient being in their universe?

But they’re all gone from ours.

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