COVID-19: Chapter 5 - BACK TO SCHOOL

That’s the most 2020 thing yet

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Because I’m losing my fucking mind.

You need a second hobby that doesn’t involve eating, drinking or smoking.

Or maybe get a dog small enough to take with you in your cartent(?) when you go on your travels who’d be a useful distraction now.

900 cases in MN, new record, it also killed a child.

And my wife has to go to the fucking office to work when she could do all of her job at home.

UnitedHealthGroup, naturally.

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https://twitter.com/jrubinblogger/status/1285270594817339392?s=21

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I have several. I have a home gym now, I go hiking and I’m trying to write a book. Still allows 8 hours/weekday to freak out on the internet. I need my job to be a bit more demanding at the moment. Or I could just start doing all the stuff I could be doing but isn’t 100% pressing.

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Love this post. Ty

My friend’s sister works at universal as an engineer. They have been open for several weeks, but everyone was focusing on Disney, lol.

this fuckin guy if i remember said they wanted disney but that universals restrictions were more lax or something, aaaidijfd;a’ijfad’ijfda’af

That last point will never happen. Procrastination seems normal for humans.

Join the Led Zep thread and get listening and voting? Not many screechy songs there (though not many like fucking Sting either, sorry).

We should’ve let them secede, the Civil War was a mistake.

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I joked with my kids once that I realized they are Georgians. In a nutshell, their responses was, “lol.”

Try online poker, I hear that’s good for stress relief.

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Ah, my snide remark showed my ignorance.

FUCK ME TO GODDAMN TEARS

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You can practically see all that was needed were 2 to 3 more weeks of anything that had gone on 3 weeks previous to the surge. OFB is such a depressing mistake.

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I remember watching movies and TV shows where huge portions of the population died for whatever reason and I was thinking omg, how do you even begin to recover after losing so many of the experts? The loss to humanity in general is a lot more than just the individual lives we’ve lost. But now so many people have died that hundreds or thousands a day stands as but a tiny fraction of what we have lost and have yet to lose.

https://collider.com/tenet-release-date-delayed-indefinitely/

LOL movie theaters, but in my view, this signals that the recent nationwide trend of “oh this might actually be quite bad” is going to get stronger. This is a good thing, albeit way way way too late.

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Learn to play the drums. It’s fun.

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