Coronavirus (COVID-19)

I dunno how much experience people have with these places but my local Quest and LabCorp techs know me by name, and from time served in their shitty waiting rooms I know two things: (1) they can’t tell you how much anything costs up front if you have insurance and (2) most people with private insurance seem to owe a balance when they are called to the window.

Not that people will be driving straight to their local PSC for COVID testing but looks like a golden opportunity for the “Surprise, fuck you!” billing technique regardless of method of delivery. Will be fucking amazing if this requires prior auth.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheSteinLine/status/1237149382023184384

https://mobile.twitter.com/KeeangaYamahtta/status/1237028452819140608

Yeah I’m usually pretty clean but now I’m washing my hands almost every opportunity available. I’ve been keeping hand sanitizer in my car when I’m out running errands or whatever, but it seems like I almost have to ration that because when I run out I’m assuming there’s not going to be any more available, anywhere.

Massive selection bias here, the true number won’t be anything like 50%.

Who’s the menacing Amish thug behind Pence? Oh yeah, Trump’s appointed head of the CDC.

Come on down Dallas!

https://mobile.twitter.com/dallasnews/status/1237094922844549122

too early for accurate numbers so let’s work with the info provided

useful as a guide for when US sorts out the ‘technological connection’ to the CDC - lol - so prepared no software to know how many tests performed - safe to say 50% of the US citizens tested to date will be in hospital - i mean 4% are dead so it’s a safe assumption

We have this prediction in the thread once every couple days.

Trump couldn’t be bothered to stick around for the press conference. Thank you, working hard!

This inability to roll out widespread testing is one of the biggest countrywide USA#1 failures I’ve seen in my lifetime

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4% dead is also a highly dubious number for the same reasons.

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President Donald Trump said Monday his administration will ask Congress to pass payroll tax relief, as he looks to calm financial markets’ fears over the impact of the coronavirus epidemic.

Trump told reporters that the administration was seeking “very substantial relief." Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin and Larry Kudlow, the director of the national economic council, were expected to make the request of Senate Republicans on Tuesday afternoon.

https://twitter.com/KenGardner11/status/1236704640781160448

Get ready for a lot of this shit too.

Cool. What republicans said for eight years under Obama wouldn’t help the economy is now going to save us. All while taking money from key social programs.

Sure thing. Also trump is forgetting to talk to the house who are the only ones who can start such legislation.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1237159597829509120

Now is not the time to politicize this. We need to come together for ACTION.

Get ready for a lot of that.

What was a jump.

NEW: WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus: “Now that the virus has a foothold in so many countries, the threat of a pandemic has become very real.”

Thanks for the news flash, keep us updated.

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So I was predicting a two tier pandemic, I just didn’t expect the US to be in the bottom tier.

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