Convicted felon Donald J. Trump thread XXX: President Elect

well let’s game this out. trump is sentenced and imprisoned before the election. he wins while in jail. moves to like, protective custody within the prison or something.

then i guess he’s inaugurated in prison. at which point he orders the secret service to bust him out and they do quite easily, nobody working at a new york jail for $20 an hour is gonna fight the secret service.

so he’s a president and escaped convict at once. new york supreme court yada yada they demand extradition. real supreme court says “nah we’re the criminals, the mask is off this guy is above all laws”

and i watch it go down like this and go, “ah! well, nevertheless”

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Blue tie. Bad luck. Also he sounds a bit nasally. I hope he doesn’t have COVID.

he was going to have a record donation day the day the verdict dropped regardless of which way it went. it was either CORRUPTION! CORRUPTION! CORRUPTION! or INVINCIBLE! INVINCIBLE! INVINCIBLE!. so i’m not too worried about that idea.

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that first question right after he stopped was elite

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Hah I just independently texted this to a bunch of people

https://x.com/JeremiahDJohns/status/1796292355114549425

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https://x.com/ElieNYC/status/1796292101908336775

https://x.com/BarbMcQuade/status/1796287657154093264

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https://x.com/NewYorker/status/1796303996510200144?t=s8YNrICUZoeH7xtEZcEGpA&s=19

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Trump no longer able to join the military

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cd8c8993-adcc-4ca1-abe3-70e9fa6572ee_text

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Holy mother of god. :face_with_monocle:

https://x.com/Zeddary/status/1796290246864163075?t=VPlrv1oQMoZXk14UQUne5w&s=19

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‘Trump gag rule 34’ is your team name

https://x.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1796302370642739272?t=htFCOFAHASKowKZPdCCTcA&s=19

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This is what Ken Starr and Brett Kavanaugh tried to do to Bill Clinton.

Law may seem removed from democracy and public sentiment, but it’s intertwined.

Guys if you do a danceoff like when Biden was declared winner do it to Eurodance to stick it to the Magans!

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So as things are currently scheduled, GOP convention starts 4 days after sentencing.

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https://x.com/mattsheffield/status/1796307076207321568?t=Ab_0Hqpiqahy30EYehiuxA&s=19

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