Convicted felon Donald J. Trump thread XXX: President Elect

The “sir sir” stories are always a sign of hugely trigger.

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I’m upset I didn’t think of this:

https://x.com/HardDriveMag/status/1829576052911575267

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this is so good

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Sadly I think you need to be of a certain age to enjoy this one.

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32 posts were merged into an existing topic: What are you listening to

Wasn’t their deal that they didn’t even sing on the records? That’s kind of a big thing, lol.

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Yes, but they didn’t have to admit that part. They were already spreading that lie, but they confessed because the lip sync track started skipping during a live performance. Why confess? No one had to know.

“Hillbilly Vanilli the couchfucker” might go down in history as the most elite worst pick as a running mate.

JDV could almost legit turn this around (ala Dark Brandon) and be a legend.

[cue nitpicking about semantics and differences; I’m just trying to be silly here, guys…].

https://x.com/MollyJongFast/status/1829620642402222304

FoxNews still trying to fuck that chicken.

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This is great. It’s so weird that Elon allows it.

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https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1829638015917977901

A “No” vote is against the amendment granting access to abortion. Looks like Trumpy was getting some pushback internally.

https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1829511451285049663

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Do more of this

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When sniffing your own farts goes wrong.

Check the tape!

Seriously, fuck these people so hard, actively trying to stop kids from getting vaccines that can protect them from horrifying diseases is the most despicable new thing in modern politics.

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!! Ty I didn’t know that.

https://x.com/jsolomonReports/status/1829702630538375290

I need to make a correction: Merchan is scheduled to rule on Trump’s motion to set aside the jury verdicts in the NY election interference (hush money/Stormy) case on September 16. For some reason I thought that was happening on September 6. :man_shrugging:

Anyway, that is just two (2) days before sentencing on September 18. Ofc sentencing assumes Merchan rules Trump can fuck off with his immunity and that any further whining and crying also fail.