Convicted felon Donald J. Trump thread XXX: It's not a Loomah!

“I try and be nice to people, you know” he says right after yet another “Barack HUSSEIN Obama”

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US caught up with the daily mail exclusive reported 2 days ago

Does anyone here not think Trump is rude or that he has an arrangement with Melania?

Regardless sounds like fake news to me. The Queen isn’t around to refute anything.

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Queen commenting on bad children is a take!

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https://x.com/AbbyHiggs/status/1826355722986422275?t=W8ChM-awOOHzz2cPZ6M7aw&s=19

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right haha yeah, who would live like that, crazy queen

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lol Trump hiding behind bullet proof glass what a fucking moron

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Yeah that footage of him behind glass makes him look tired, far away, scared and weak.

What happened to 'FIGHT!"?

After what happened, I’d feel pretty safe risking it outdoors that I’d have the most vigilant, well coordinated protection ever.

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https://x.com/philipaklein/status/1826482335736377812

Scuttlebutt from move-in this week is that Barron is attending Cornell.

…ever heard of it?

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I don’t know what is the bigger LOL: that Cornell is the best school Trump’s kid could get into or that Cornell took him*.

*I’m assuming here that they rejected plenty of applicants better than him on paper. Apologies if the kid is actually smart and hard-working, which I suppose is possible.

Aside from the idiocy of the product itself, this ad is so weird. The item is clearly marketed toward Trump lovers, but it also seems to be mocking Trump?

I also like that half the commercial is people taking videos of the product.

bunch of fucking weirdos

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1826636139970621747

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It also strikes me as plausible that ad rates are so low on Newsmax that someone could be trolling with this and figures at worst it’s good for a laugh, and at best, they clean up from cult members ordering it.

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Yeah, I don’t get this at all.

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It’s mocking a bit, but in a light-hearted way that his fans won’t mind. Talking fish that you can hang on walls has been a staple gag gift item since I was a kid.

JD Vance is going to put that thing between his couch cushions.

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Part of the Trump magic is that his MAGA followers can always pretend they’re just being silly, ironic Nazis.

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It comes complete with all the vitriol towards bass. Quite realistic.

Batteries not included. Low energy.

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