Just made an extremely embarrassing snort-laugh in my office at āheterosectional.ā
Pikachu shocked, too bad nothing will happen
Trump wants to pretend that heās still running against Biden for just a few more days
If he loses, itāll be all he talks about.
Theyāre numbered for no apparent reason.
- Tucson, Arizona
- Mesa, Arizona
- Albuquerque, New Mexico
- Spokane, Washington
- Eau Claire, Wisconsin
- Billings, Montana
- Erie, Pennsylvania
- Lebanon, Ohio
- Green Bay, Wisconsin
- Burlington, Vermont
- Minneapolis, Minnesota
Mesa. Fucker owes me.
In an unusual stroke of timing, the same day Melania Trump announced her memoir, Donald Trump announced the release of his own book. The coffee table book titled āSAVE AMERICA,ā will be emblazoned with the iconic photo of Donald Trump exiting the stage in Butler, Pennsylvania, on July 13 after his attempted assassination.
It was unclear whether the dual book announcements Thursday were a coincidence, or were coordinated. Neither of the Trumpsā book releases mentioned their spouseās upcoming books.
I wish they were divorced. Canāt see this giving the dirt Iām hoping for on Drump. But maybe that will happen if he loses the election.
I canāt control whatās in the book, so Iām going to spend the time until it comes out just believing that their prenup has some sort of big bonus clause set for August so sheās just waiting out the deadline before turning face.
(I know this will not happen, but hope is fun)
Iāll hope with you. We could get more than we wished for. Sheās probably got a ton of stories that just make clear how gross he is. I just want to see her leave him if he loses the election.
This is old but maybe it will help to hold us for now.
As Womenās Wear Daily reported, Melania was asked in 2005 whether she would be with Donald Trump if he were not rich. āIf I werenāt beautiful,ā she replied, ādo you think heād be with me?ā That stinging, cynical answer seemed to capture the essence of their exchange: money for beauty, beauty for money.
It seems more likely that this is a money grab, write a dumb book about Donnie Dumb Dumb, have the political donation accounts buy 1 million copies or whatever āfor the campaignā, then toss them all in the garbage.
Probably, but this dose of Hopium will have you crossing your fingers for all sorts of things.