That doesn’t look like any kind of a pattern what are we doing here
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Asked a couple of my biologist staff and they say bird poop.
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But we can’t rule out right wing racists making small markings on houses in some sort of poop pattern
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Alright I guess that settles it. Is there some kind of art program to sign these birds up for, given their clearly superior talent?
Maybe the birds are out of control “woke” millenials and it’s not about your wife, IT’S ABOUT YOU! THEY’RE POOPING ON WHITE MEN!
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I’ve already been shitted on by birds three times in my adult life. Fuck birds.
I’ve heard that the birds aren’t real. Have you considered teenagers (possibly racist, potentially not) with pump-pressurized brown paint sprayers doing quick drive-bys? Check your neighbors houses for similar markings
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Nothing similar nearby.
Yeah, teenagers screwing around was my original thesis. I expected a bunch of houses to be hit.
I thought those sprayed in like even lines.
This thread might be in my all time top ten most hilarious threads on unstuck. I probably found it funnier than I should have, but I couldn’t help it. Absolutely fantastic.
If this does end up being a hate crime, I will feel very bad though.
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