Well that seems like a very generous interpretation of things.
Almost picked him in the first. Opted against it because I wanted to avoid an all-dictator team.
Iāll make my last pick later tonight.
With the Baby Jesus taken in round 2, does anybody have the Courage and Wisdom to select [redacted]? I didnāt.
IāM COMMANDEERING THIS DRAFT WITH AN EMERGENCY BREAKING NEWS PICK
TOMMY LASORDA IS NOW ELIGIBLE
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Can I just go ahead and pick. I guarantee I am not sniping CanadaMatt this time haha.
Wait, isnt EB up?
Forgot we are only doing a 5 deep draft. Think Iāve got a good idea who will round out my squad
I would snap pick the guy in that gif
If Lon McEachern and Norm Chad can be a duo as Poker Hall of Fame finalists, I canāt see why the rules couldnāt be massaged a little here.
Iāve got an asshole in North America (Jackson), in South America (Pizarro), in Europe (Hitler) and in East Asia (Ishii). Now I just need a Middle East/African representative to round out my team.
Since Omar al-Bashir and Jean Kambanda are still alive, Iāll go with this guy:
Write-up sometime this weekend.
@CanadaMatt3004 is up with the final pick.
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To round out my team letās go with a non-genocidal asshole.
Thomas Edison
Talk about a major asshole. Topsy, Tesla, not to mention the original patent troll, and oh yeah, without his shitty current we might be years ahead of where we are now technology wise.
And likeā¦ fucking look at him.
What an asshole.
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Didnāt Risky add a roumd for tandems?
Ohhhh, wait what?
Zedong and his minions ate some of their casualties.
With my last pick I am taking:
Obviously I would take Sandusky if he was dead probably. But really there would be no Sandusky without Paterno. He kept him around the program for decades plowing kids down the hall from Paternoās office. When the ginger assistant I am too lazy to look up let Paterno know he walked in on a Sandusky shower party Paterno eventually relieved Sandusky of his coaching duties but did not eliminate his access to the facilities or program. That way Sandusky had even more time to hang out and rape kids. No more pesky coaching duties to get in the way. Many people are saying that he allegedly coached Sandusky up in his patented āI took you to the Alamo Bowl you owe meā signature move.
After being caught as a prolific child rape enabler (disguising himself as a pedo was evil genius) he then gaslit his family into making fools out of themselves and ruining their lives while he fucked off and died.
Final Roster:
Pol Pot
Jesus
Roger Ailes
Lee Atwater
Joe Paterno
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I actually considered Edison vs. Atwater. You almost got triple sniped.
Great minds think alike I guess.
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Iād be very disappointed if this guy didnāt get picked, soā¦
Fred Phelps
I cheered when he died. So did a lot of people. His obituary in Time was titled, āFred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church Dies. Good Riddance.ā
Final team:
Christopher Columbus (genocidal asshole)
King Leopold II (royal asshole)
Ronald Reagan (political asshole)
Saddam Hussein (dictator asshole)
Fred Phelps (religious asshole)
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Damn thatās a good pick. Not sure how I forgot about him being from KS.