Biggest Assholes of All Time Draft

That comment hurt me so deeply that the only way out was hearting it

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It’s not you, I wanted to take a shot at Gettleman.

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If I can serve as the [rhetorical] round that’s shot into Gettleman, chamber me up baby

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I thought this draft had a completely obvious #1. But it’s so obvious I kind of respect not drafting XXX #1.

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I gotta peace out for tonight, aiming for a write-up by the afternoon

Josef Mengele aka “The Angel Of Death”

I understand the obv picks early would be the authoritarians and the conquistadors but I went with quality over quantity.

Mengele injected adrenaline into the eyes of children, some of who affectionately called him “Uncle Mengele.”

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I don’t know about 1.1 but 1.2 is a reach that would be available later.

But the directly personal evil is worthy of the list. Lots of others did more but not with there own hands and not as such a violation of trust.

My original plan was to mostly go deep sleepers in this for the lols but the value that is now going to be there at 5 will be too much to pass on.

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I’d like to be all creative and stuff here, but like the 1984 NBA draft, when Michael Jordan is available at #3, you take Michael Jordan at #3.

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@CanadaMatt3004 is up.

Picture Donald Trump.

Now picture Donald Trump with unlimited power.

Now picture Donald Trump with unlimited power, and the thing he does with it is killing his enemies by inserting a pointed wooden rod into their asshole and then lifting them up to slowly sink down upon it until they die.

Yeahhhhh…

What an asshole

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Your turn @WichitaDM

With the #5 pick I am taking:

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Pol Pot. He successfully genocided roughly 2 million Cambodians over 5 years which was 25% of their population. He was especially brutal to children, killing them by beating them against trees or tearing them limb from limb. He couldn’t have them growing up and avenging what he had done to their parents after all. He then piled the bodies in the open to scare people into submission. Add in the fact that he had a privileged upbringing and education and this guy was a real asshole.

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@Riverman your turn.

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The fun of these for me is the write up, which I won’t get to until tonight.

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Redacted still available. SMH.

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My 1 and 2 are still there!

Hope some asshole doesn’t snipe you :popcorn:

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Riverman better deliver.