***Biggest Assholes Alive Draft Thread***

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@RiskyFlush

Time for a biggest asshole of all time draft?

Possibly in.

Suggest restricting it to dead people only to avoid overlap.

[RiskyFlush]

Yer wish is my command.

Biggest Assholes of All Time Draft

**BIGGEST (dead) ASSHOLES OF ALL TIME DRAFT SIGN UP** [Biggest assholes banner] SIGN UP BELOW [ezgif-1-71ea48d3b91a] Previous draft: Biggest Assholes Alive And now we expand our draft to include every asshole that did us a solid by puckering up and fucking dying. RULES Your pick must already be dead. We want to avoid overlap with our last Asshole draft. Politics edition, but obv you can pick anyone you like with the proper write-up. While we don’t want you to WISH death on someone, sinc…

[Riverman]

I think we did a similar thing on the old site and it was super fun.

[RiskyFlush]

Nader often openly expressed his hope for Bush’s victory over Gore, saying it “would mobilize us”,[52] and that environmental and consumer regulatory agencies would fare better under Bush than Gore.[53] When asked which of the two he’d vote for if forced, Nader answered “Bush … If you want the parties to diverge from one another, have Bush win.”[54] As to whether he would feel regret if he caused Gore’s defeat, Nader replied “I would not—not at all. I’d rather have a provocateur than an anesthetizer in the White House.”[55] On another occasion, Nader answered this question with: “No, not at all … There may be a cold shower for four years that would help the Democratic Party … It doesn’t matter who is in the White House.”[53]

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@Riverman

In terms of sheer body count, non-dictator division, this guy has to be near the top of the list.

Despite being born a German Jew in 1923 (evil people NEVER DIE), this unmitigated piece of shit had a career defined by a complete lack of empathy for other human beings.

Absolute first round material here: Henry Kissinger

Lets just skip to 1968. Kissinger, working on behalf of Richard Nixon, deliberately sabotages the Paris Peace Talks in order to prolong the Vietnam War. Then, over the subsequent four years, Kissinger directs massive bombing campaigns throughout Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia, resulting in massive civilian casualties in (at least) the hundreds of thousands, and more than 20,000 additional American deaths.

In addition to Vietnam, Kissinger directed numerous other atrocities, including:

• Providing arms to Pakistani thugs during their ongoing perpetration of a genocide, which Kissinger definitely knew about. At least THREE MILLION DEAD and 400,000 rapes.
• Directed the assassination of Chile’s democratically elected leader, handing power to Pinochet, a mass-murdering dictator.
• Supported Indonesia’s invasion and subsequent occupation of East Timor, resulting in over 100,000 deaths.

I could go on. But why listen to me when you can hear it from Anthony Bourdain!

“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Henry did in Cambodia – the fruits of his genius for statesmanship – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.”

and

“Any journalist who has ever been polite to Henry Kissinger, you know, fuck that person,” he said, his indignation rising. “I’m a big believer in moral gray areas, but, when it comes to that guy, in my view he should not be able to eat at a restaurant in New York.”

Well said.

Felt like quoting this. This was a great draft.