George R.R. Martin
Finish the fucking books already asshole. Or maybe don’t if that was the fucking ending you had in mind.
(look who’s talking about spending too long writing)
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David Brooks
On a related note, the writers of the show.
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Would anyone have argued if they’d been the #1 draft pick?
Most of us are in extreme self isolation for a while yet. Anyone rewatching GoT? Nope. The ending was that awful.
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Has anybody mentioned mega asshole Ted Nugent yet?
I probably would have drafted this colossal POS in the regular rounds if I had signed up.
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A less well known but still huge asshole that would have been my spite pick.
Noted Boston radio racist sexist bigoted white nationalist Islamophobic Asshole Jay Severin.
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The rest of my list
Bill Barr
Jeff Sessions
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Ted Nugent
Curt Schilling
Aubrey Huff
Kevin McCarthy
Duncan Hunter
Steven Mnuchin
Marc Levin
Steve King Iowa
Lindsey Graham
Richard Burr
that kid from Penn
Marie LePen
Richard Spencer
Jared Kushner
Charlie Kirk
Tomi Lahren
Jesse Watters
Rupert Murdoch
Logan Paul
Dana Loesch
Bill O’Reilly
Rand Paul
Dr. Drew Pinsky
Rick Santorum
Jerry Falwell Jr.
Dennis Prager
Emomali Rahmon
Gurbanguly Mälikgulyýewiç Berdimuhamedow
Jeffrey Epstein
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O’Reilly is a massive asshole. He could have gone in the first round and nobody would have blinked.
Epstein definitely first round talent, can’t believe he wasn’t drafted.
lol my kid really wanted me to take him
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Holy shit those are all good. Aubrey Huff would be much less known, but he is a true douchebag.
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Did anybody have:
Sheriff Joe?
Sheriff Clarke?
That asshole political cartoon conspiracy drawing guy?
ToothSayer?
BruceZ?
The other cartoon author guy I can’t think of at the moment?
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This draft should have been 25 rounds long.
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Have to be living
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Don’t forget about Wil from 2 plus two also.
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Was gonna pick him if there was a spite round. Honestly, I think he’s the worst of all of the right-wing talking heads.
Shockingly one of my top 10 remained
Narendra Modi, PM of India
Guy is trying to basically imprison the entire Muslim population of India by stripping them of their citizenship. I’d honestly put him up there with Xi Jinping as being a huge piece of shit.
Here’s who else remains from my top 50 (in order)
George W. Bush
Bill Barr
Boris Johnson
Mark Zuckerberg
Jared Kushner
Wayne LaPierre
Jean Marie Le Pen
Donald Rumsfeld
Mike Pompeo
John Bolton
Bill O’Reilly
Tucker Carlson
Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedov
Nigel Farage
Viktor Orban
Colin Powell
Marine Le Pen
Park Geun-hye
Silvio Berlusconi
Rudy Giuliani
Nancy Pelosi
Vaclav Klaus
Hillary Clinton
Andrej Babis
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I do like how Bush wasn’t drafted and Cheney was round 1. Which is correct to be fair.