After a single post on Medium contributed to Biden’s 2020 presidential victory over the Man In The Golden Tower, the White House sat down to discover what else Medium’s platform could offer the presidency.
Unfortunately, feeding the algorithm by reading more political content from the POTUS account didn’t help. The algorithm’s next recommendation for Biden was a taboo erotica story about step sisters called “Getting a Piece (and Some Pizza Too).”
The best algorithms can see into your goddamn soul. Was Medium’s algorithm spilling state secrets?
The truth was simpler — and stranger — than anyone thought.
Describing the simplicity of his prank, Hogan Torah said, “Hit enter and boom. The President is now a writer for my Boneyard pub. I did that weeks ago. I also added Jeff Bezos and chrissy teigen. Now I can put on my resume that I owned a publication that the President of the United States, The founder of Amazon, and some model who says dumb shit on Twitter were writers for.”
Something something horseshoe theory. Except it’s the right entertaining the idea of dismantling the national security apparatus instead of leftists becoming racist or whatever. Idk there’s a joke in there somewhere.
Confirming more than 234 judges — the number confirmed during Trump’s presidency — with lifetime appointments would provide Biden with the type of governing imprint that Trump, should he win in November, could not erase. Some progressive activists have long stressed that the party needs to better prioritize the issue of appointing judges, an argument that took on new clarity after the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision rolled back abortion rights. If Democrats can exceed 234 judges, they will have replaced about one-quarter of the federal judiciary and with an unprecedented level of diversity on the bench.
With the latest round of forgiveness, the administration has erased a total of $167 billion in student loans for 4.75 million people, or about 1 in 10 student loan borrowers, the Department of Education said.
Half the voters will say this is SOCIALISM! Half the voters will say this isn’t nearly enough and PROVES that Biden is EVIL. Let’s try fascism, maybe that will work.
This isn’t true. Lower level judges can do a lot of good in the thousands of cases that aren’t one of the like 5 reactionary areas of the law that trigger scrutiny from the Supreme Court.
