I’m taking Itchy and Scratchy Land.
Okay, let’s make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we all agree to disband and join other families.
Agreed
Remember: We’re parked in the Itchy Lot.
There’s no need to murmur, ma’am. Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land, we’re just as concerned with violence as you are. That’s why we’re always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem, so that we may educate as well as horrify.
When do you show the consequences? On TV, that mouse pulled out that cat’s lungs and played them like a bagpipe, but in the next scene, the cat was breathing comfortably.
Just like in real life.
No. My son is also named Bort.
Ku Klux Klam
Attention, Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested.
Attention, Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
How were you a political prisoner?
I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?
Back you robots! Nobody ruins our family vacation but me! And maybe the boy!