***Best Simpsons Episodes of All Time Draft***

Good choices all around, although my next pick is still available, thankfully.

The same wonderful, magical animal ITT

I believe that the snake draft means @CanadaMatt3004 is technically supposed to pick a second time before you do.

As such, he is permitted to SNIPE your pick if he chooses.

It would be pretty funny though if you made separate write-ups for the same episode but use totally different scenes and quotes. Someone says, “But wait, those all came from the same episode…”

ETA: Apologies! I did not fully read the pick. Second pick noted.

There are two picks in his post, right?

He already picked “Sideshow Bob Roberts” for his round 3 pick.

I’m good at reeding

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@eyebooger is up

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You don’t win friends with salad

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I’m taking Itchy and Scratchy Land.

Okay, let’s make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we all agree to disband and join other families.
Agreed

Remember: We’re parked in the Itchy Lot.

There’s no need to murmur, ma’am. Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land, we’re just as concerned with violence as you are. That’s why we’re always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem, so that we may educate as well as horrify.
When do you show the consequences? On TV, that mouse pulled out that cat’s lungs and played them like a bagpipe, but in the next scene, the cat was breathing comfortably.
Just like in real life.

No. My son is also named Bort.

Ku Klux Klam

Attention, Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested.
Attention, Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

We need more Bort license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.

But Marge, I was a political prisoner!
How were you a political prisoner?
I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?

Back you robots! Nobody ruins our family vacation but me! And maybe the boy!

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@grue can go now.

It’s just a little airborne. It’s still good it’s still good.

The extra B is for BYOBB.

What’s that extra B for?

That’s a typo

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Yep, this is first round value imo. I didnt take it because it wont fit in my overall theme, but this is a good pick.

I use “Remember, we’re parked in the Itchy lot.” almost constantly.

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-Here are two free passes.
-But there are five of us!
-Here are two free passes.
-That’s better!

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Die! Die evil robots!

With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero.

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I&S Land is so fantastic. Nothing can possi-bly go wrong.

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A place where nothing can possiblie go wrong.

Heh, Possibly go wrong. Huh, that’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong

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Man, I had 4 episodes that I really wanted to take last round. I hope one of the two I left off get back to me.

In another “I can’t believe it slipped so late” selection, I take Homer the Great aka “the stonecutters episode” from season 6.

This of course features the all time best Simpson’s song but there’s way more. The stone of shame/triumph, “the real number is 912”, Patrick Stewart, no homers club, etc etc. One of my more favorite offbeat jokes:

You better run egg!

All around awesome episode. “I’ll take this communist one, too!”

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crossover with the memes thread

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