Thank you for your service.
Kyle Rittenhouse Sentenced To 45 Years Of CPAC Appearances
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Thank you for your service.
THAT’S SOCIALISM!!!
We obviously need more good guys with forks to handle this kind of situation appropriately.
We have a verdict. To be announced momentarily.
Booo. Was hoping for a mistrial and a decent judge
oh well
His scared cry and his happy cry look about the same.
after 2024 these people won’t even be brought up on charges
We’ll be brought up on charges for criticizing them.
Shocking
Fox News Contributor - by year end
Congress whenever he is old enough
Oh well. Was hoping I wasn’t going to be wrong on this one.
BIG win for Hitler’s Youth! Great day for America!
It’s not self defense when you are the instigator dude
When do the riots start?
I don’t know bro, but when the looting starts, the shooting starts.
When do the riots start?
Rittenhouse can’t wait. He’s got some defending to do.
This country
Black person does this he is shot on sight
On the same day the Dems pass a huge tax cut for the rich
What is the point
Thank god Rittenhouse didn’t accidentally try to vote illegally as a black person.
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