A Thread for People Who Hate Themselves: Liveblogging Trump's SOTU

Riverman · February 5, 2020, 2:27am

Some thinly veiled shout outs to Nazis (we are rebuilding OUR country)

CanadaMatt3004 · February 5, 2020, 2:27am

Cupa?

Riverman · February 5, 2020, 2:28am

Come on Daddy. Go off script. You know you want to.

sriracha · February 5, 2020, 2:28am

Lmao, thought the same thing. He’ll get there.

anon38180840 · February 5, 2020, 2:29am

Damn it Guaido, being a prop for a wannabe dictator to try to help yourself overthrow your own dictator. I get it, but damn it.

sriracha · February 5, 2020, 2:29am

It was visibly KILLING him when everyone clapped for Guaido and not him.

Chippa58 · February 5, 2020, 2:30am

I don’t think he’s feeling too good. He’s just pounding through this shit tonight.

SirOsis · February 5, 2020, 2:30am

Someone should’ve clipped off a few airhorn bursts when they showed Guaido up on the balcony

anachronistic · February 5, 2020, 2:31am

Spasssse Forssssse

anon38180840 · February 5, 2020, 2:32am

LOL at these Republican bootlickers giving a standing ovation to creating the Space Force with the Star Trek logos that we all know didn’t change shit other than re-aligning some stuff that was probably super secret and behind the scenes and make it more obvious to our adversaries what we are doing.

Attaboy fellas, stand up and clap for daddy you jackasses.

L.Washington · February 5, 2020, 2:37am

Nancy clapping for America First, just lol

grue · February 5, 2020, 2:37am

You guys are way way braver than me for watching this.

SirOsis · February 5, 2020, 2:39am

It’s just a gameshow again and he’s giving out prizes now?

L.Washington · February 5, 2020, 2:39am

Yeah, let’s send our kids to failing private schools instead; like god intended

anon38180840 · February 5, 2020, 2:40am

My NeverTrump father is sure to ask me if I watched it, he’s on that, “You’ve gotta respect the office and hear him out, it’s the State of the Union,” bullshit, so I know I’m getting quizzed sometime in the next week and I need to be able to have some talking points.

eyebooger · February 5, 2020, 2:41am

If government schools are failing, shouldn’t that be a knock on Betsy?

(Yes, I know. Nothing matters. )

anon38180840 · February 5, 2020, 2:42am

Gillibrand and Harris are probably deeply regretting their seating choice… Every time Sinema stands up to clap for the fuhrer, they look uncomfortable.

SirOsis · February 5, 2020, 2:42am

What is that silver tray in front of Pelosi? And she looks like she’s reading a menu.

anon38180840 · February 5, 2020, 2:42am

For the love of God, someone yell YOU LIE at this asshole. (Just said he always protects patients with pre-existing conditions, Medicare and Social Security.)

anon38180840 · February 5, 2020, 2:43am

I’m hoping that big sheet is the next Article of Impeachment, which she’s going to hand to him at the end. More likely, it’s her copy of the speech. Silver tray is for water and such.