A Thread for People Who Hate Themselves: Liveblogging Trump's SOTU

It’s the speech that she’s reading.

Thread title is accurate

dude’s loyal like KEHAAR

(that’s a decent YA book btw I just reread it six months ago)

Yep. It’s a campaign rally. Waiting for a reference to Barack Hussein Obama.

Daniel Dale taking bullets for us

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1224868566912196608

The tongue out thing is relatively new, and super creepy.

Lol any democrat that showed up, absolutely gutless

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Poor people are starving

(Thunderous applause)

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Look at my African American!

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I poked my head in to see the bloodbath and I see empireman!

Welcome back.

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lol was that Sinema applauding for that shit? what a waste of a seat

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Rug addiction doesn’t sound so bad

It really tied the room together

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Congrats Token Tony!

Every time we flip a seat that was a longshot or a tough one, it’s like o/u 3 months before we learn that we just got a mostly worthless Republican Lite.

Like a kid out there

Democrats should really give his “just make shit up” strategy a try.

RECIPROPROCITY

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wat the fuck does “Its been many many years that we’ve been treated fairly” mean?

Cliffs for those who don’t hate themselves:

Trump “I’m the best ever, the greatest, it’s amazing how great I am, and now that I’m greatly in charge of America, it’s greater than ever, bigger and better and stronger and richer and wealthier and respecteder and I’m doing all the things you want me to do for all the rich people and poor people and all the people cause I’m the best. I’m going to keep doing this forever and ever. There’s no end in sight to our greatness and growing bigly more and better than ever before because we’re the richest and strongest.”

Insert Republicans standing up clapping every 4-5 words.

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God damn, it really is nearly every sentence. Hopefully these old mother fuckers pull a quad

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