2025 LC Thread

Politics & News
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My White House sources leaked tomorrow’s Bird Flu/Egg Deflation Executive Order to me:

  1. Unlock the nation’s strategic reserves of Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine.

  2. Empanel a Blue Ribbon Committee of really, really smart doctors and science-y types including the demon semen lady, MTG, Dr. Demento and Hawkeye Pierce to come up with really, really smart science-y solutions. Also this guy
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  3. Bleach injections.

  4. Put very small UV bulbs up the rectums (recta?) of chickens.

  5. Massive deportation of migrant birds.

  6. Tariffs.

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Cloaca

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More egg news!

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Costco yesterday

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Welcome to the seedy world of black market eggs and such.

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Jeebus, some jerks start hoarding and gouging at the first hint of trouble.

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I went to the Publix on Palm Beach Island yesterday to do some grocery shopping because it’s by far the best grocery store in my local area and their egg section looked like something out of Soviet Russia.

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You have to be an enormous piece of shit to buy eggs like that. It had to be an employee using it to restock the shelves.

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Only other thing I could think of was it was an employee of a restaurant that was sent to get eggs.

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They have multiple carts full like that, would have to be a damn busy egg-only restaurant. They were definitely reselling.

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yeah that’s way too many eggs for a restaurant

reselling them for a profit I didn’t know there was a black egg market.

yes that person is a pos for making sure the locals don’t get eggs cause you know he bought every single one too

I’d tell them no and ban the clown.

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When a meeting ends early and the moderator says “Looks like we get 20 minutes back” does anyone use that 20 minutes for work?

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“The eggs taken from the back of a distribution trailer in Franklin County are worth have a street value of about $40,000.”

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news
worst shooting in sweden history 10 dead at an education centre.

sportsball
mavs gm phone has been blowing up with every other gm in the league congratulating him on his big trade and offering trades that would get immediately rejected in your fantasy leagues.

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We need a Sunny episode about the egg crisis, Frank and Charlie would love this.

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Fuuuuuuuuuck no.

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I’m still working through a carton of organic, free-range eggs I bought at Whole Foods last week. The yolks are bright orange.

I trust WF that the birds are eating insects. I don’t need the insects to be fed Nacho Doritos.

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This is America. That’s just business. You are acting like there is a common wealth we all share like communists

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it’s not business to be a jerk f off