This is why we have the 2nd am
(45 second video of Vance in a donut shop)
Good god, the guy is literally incapable of even a short interaction that seems human. The comments are worth the price of admission.
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Who is DL Hugely
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Couch fucker: Iām running for vice president
Donut lady who fucking hates him: okay
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Comedian and actor, though he hasnāt been particularly relevant in about 20 years. Heās done stuff recently, but his peak was starring in the show āThe Hughleysā from 1998-2002.
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Man say what you want about Trump but nobody has ever posted thru it like this guy. Nobody.
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After that horrible woman, Kamablaā¦ I call her Kamabla because sheās so nastyā¦ viscously attacked me at the failed Democrat convention, a great manā¦ they call him the Rivermanā¦ came to me, with tears in his eyes, a river of tearsā¦ and you know maybe thatās why heās the Riverman, I
donāt knowā¦ He said, Sir! Nobody has ever posted thru it like you, nobody. And you know, itās true. Sad but true. So true. So true.
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You were not kidding. I was dying omfg
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This whole election reminds me of those horrible sports moments where you are up big. Cocky as hell. Everything is going right and you just know you can coast the game in for an easy win. And then on a dime things turn and itās so unsettling that you go on tilt, never recover, the other team suddenly canāt miss and catches every break and ultimately you lose in humiliating fashion.
I think Trump knows he is cooked and will spend the last 2+ months continuing to flail desperately trying to stop the momentum and he gets blown out. Maybe Iām being naive but I would be very surprised if he can actually weather the storm here. Very few politicians could imo.
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His actually ernest-seeming introduction and her absolutely deadpan and perfectly timed āOKā is something sent from the heavens.
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Sporting events donāt make for great analogies to Trump elections because thereās no built-in mechanism in sports to ensure that a team can never go down by double digits at any point in the contest, but there is an immovable Trump base that has set roots deep into the ground and will put an absolute ceiling on how much he could lose by.
If thereās a sports analogy then the one Iād be more inclined to think of is the one where your team has thoroughly outplayed the other team and the scoreboard simply doesnāt reflect it, and youāre left scratching your head and going, āHow are we only up by one possession??ā
I like Harrisās chances, but this shit is never going into cruise control.
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Donāt make me tap the sign. points to olā donny wriggling out of a jam tweet
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With the way the polls have been going (Iāll see some really strong ones, then a string of meh polls that remind me itās probably way too close for comfort), it feels more like a football game where youāre in the 4Q and you know youāll be in good shape if you can just go up 2 scores at some point, but juuuust canāt quite get there.
And you just know itās gonna end with your team facing a 4th and inches up 4, and you reluctantly kick the FG to go up 7 with like 1:55 left, and then watch with dread as your most hated QB (Brady, Rodgers, whoever) goes to work. Thatāll be all of us watching PA as the last too-close-to-call deciding state on Tuesday night, with Kamala up 50.3-49.7 with a bunch of rural counties still to be counted or something.
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I mean dont get me wrong I dont think it will ever go into cruise control. I guess I disagree that Trump has a base large enough to ensure itās close though. The enthusiasm gap is large and getting larger by the day. If Kamala turns out anywhere near Biden numbers from 2020 she is going to blow him out. Trump will not turn out as many voters as he did last time. These elections arenāt about your base really but about getting normies that lean your direction to actually vote rather than abstain. Kamala is crushing Trump there imo.
I may be an idiot but if the election was today I donāt think we are sweating PA. Not even close. I mean the guy narrowly beat Hillary and Tim Kaine back when he was 10x more lucid and fresh. He lost to unexciting geriatric Biden. He now has a meme as a vp and a stale campaign. He isnāt beating these two.