2024 US Presidential Election: First Polls Close in 24 Hours

I’ve refrained from engaging in any bets on this, mainly because there has to be some time component to it and that seems like a bit of a wild card in our legal system and the fact that an 80 year old fat man could keel over any minute and if he dies of natural causes in his 80s without jail, then that fucker won. I’ve been on team “lol no consequences” forever. My position is still that he is an underdog to ever see a day in prison before he dies. But the day that prison cell closes behind him I have some money set aside to donate to a charity of your choice on that day, so start thinking of something.

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Mar a Lago press conference first thing tomorrow. Apology is on the way!

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Great. Let’s see if he can apologize for the Haitian cat-eaters comment. Or Mexico and Venezuela emptying their “insane asylums” and sending the inmates to the US. Any regrets for calling the USA a “garbage can”? What exactly did you mean by that? Apologies for claiming kids go to school and come home trans-gendered? LOL. Racists and bigots are going to be what they are. It’s the whole schtick and don’t pretend it’s not.

He could be announcing WW3 for all I know.

https://twitter.com/KamalaHQ/status/1851042816018846067?t=aVNk5ZO_zT_yreUzPWlp2w&s=19

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https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1851076928582652314

Respect to Drudge for the personal growth.

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The Puerto Ricans are eating our garbage!

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HOLLYWOOD, Calif.–Oct. 28, 2024–The votes are in and kids have chosen Kamala Harris as the winner of Nickelodeon’s Kids Pick the President “Kids’ Vote” poll. Kamala Harris received 52% of the vote, followed by Donald Trump with 48%. More than 32,000 individuals cast their virtual ballot in the “Kids’ Vote” poll from Oct. 3-23. The Kids Pick the President “Kids’ Vote” is an informal non-scientific poll, meant for entertainment purposes only.

I mean, I’d like to see the methodology, but kids vote based on vibes and charisma, and so do undecided voters, so I’ll take it.

https://x.com/gayguycandleco/status/1851086391687459083

There is no bottom.

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You know it’s the parents telling their kids how awful Kamala is that got Trump that many votes.

voted early in person today, in and out in five minutes, go amendments 3 and 4

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To be fair, if it were my kids, that’s how Kamala would get their vote. They’ve heard us talk enough about Trump to know that he’s the WOAT.

he got banned from CNN already. I assume he’ll be on Rogan tomorrow announcing his new Fox gig.

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https://x.com/justinbaragona/status/1851108125027303528

https://x.com/oneunderscore__/status/1851093551817384155

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The third day of Xmas gave you a pony

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It was not the first time Hinchcliffe had used the Puerto Rico line — he practiced it at The Stand comedy club in New York City, where he made a surprise appearance Saturday night, according to an NBC News producer and three other people who happened to be in the audience.

The joke did not draw laughs, just a handful of awkward chuckles. Hinchcliffe told the audience that he would be performing at the Madison Square Garden rally the next day and said multiple times during his routine that he would get a better reaction “tomorrow at the rally.”

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Best laid plans

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And puts the trump campaign in the position of saying they approved the jokes or didn’t actually vet anything.

But we know that would be a lie since they cut the c-joke.

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Just when I’m thinking that reason may yet prevail a week from now, I read the comments from this tweet and realize there is a whole spectrum of people who exist in an entirely different reality.

And they are not few in number.

https://twitter.com/paulg/status/1851200055220306378?s=46&t=SVCqsICYH3gAZg7x0_hPmg