2024 US Presidential Election: First Polls Close in 24 Hours

Meh

lol. I was right because I donā€™t have blind faith in the us legal system and because I, you know, paid the tiniest bit of attention to whatā€™s happening.

He has faced no consequences and he never will.

Your legsl system is an utter disgrace.

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Guy running for sheriff of Tarrant county said he is going to put a wall around the county.

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https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1851003231666913493?t=K2LYKGCoTfRl3Y8b-FAjiw&s=19

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If Piece of Shit Strategies is reporting it, then it must be true.

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https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1851025105507508315?t=040LzWrnY7246WICeiqkJw&s=19

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ā€œPolitician consultants arenā€™t actually any better at persuading voters than regular peopleā€

Most people: thatā€™s because consultants are full of shit

Very smart people: thatā€™s just because the electorate is full of idiots

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Geniuses: Itā€™s because of the latter that the former is true.

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ā€œThe first step in a fascist movement is the combination under an energetic leader of a number of men who possess more than average leisure, brutality and stupidity. The next step is to fascinate fools and muzzle the intelligent, by emotional excitement & terrorism.ā€

-Bertrand Russell.

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ā€œYou might remember James Comey who investigated the Clinton email scandal and the Clinton Foundation, and made the final decision to not recommend prosecution by the DOJ.ā€œ

TIL that James Comey was there to help Hillary. Good stuff, good stuff.

Yes, but donā€™t underestimate his ability to play both sides when itā€™s to his advantage. He won the nom as the most deplorable one in the field.

Now heā€™s fully hedged by building in a lot of fuckery upfront, and can choose whether to say ā€œthemā€™s the breaksā€ or ā€œwe have to figure out what REALLY happened in this electionā€ depending on what outcome will suit him the best.

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Especially hilarious since if only people 120+ IQ were allowed to vote Kamala would win in a landslide

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You have no idea how badly I want to believe you. I still canā€™t see Harris winning any of AZ, NV, GA, NC. So our best case involves NE not flipping that one EV. Not feeling that confident about that.

Back when DFS took off in 2015 or so he would make fun of people who played it and when that wasnā€™t working he pivoted into going onto shows saying it was extremely crooked because the losers will hemorrhage much more than 10% compared to vanilla sports betting (somewhat true but nuanced). dude is a huge bitch and played like the biggest nit of all time on every poker show ever despite being unbelievably wealthy

also shows up with a diff 25 year old to each event he goes to, but thatā€™s me being sour grapes now

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https://twitter.com/Blake_Allen13/status/1851068588502757507?t=ffIn_7HnGfwLNuZyKke36A&s=19

Good luck with that, Senor Presidente of Republican Party of place people canā€™t vote for US president.

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Just hearing him talk, even many years ago, I definitely never thought ā€œsure, this seems like a guy who could use intelligence to make money gamblingā€

it is also the first time the republican party learnt that they have a puerto rican branch. help is on the way to shut it down and deport all members to haiti.

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https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/10/28/2024-elections-live-coverage-updates-analysis/aarp-survey-00185978

The poll found Black men under 50 years old decreased their likelihood of voting for the former president, dropping from 27 percent to 21 percent since a previous survey asking the same question was released last month.

Researchers involved with the survey say Vice President Kamala Harrisā€™ support among this bloc jumped from 51 percent to 59 percent over that same time frame.

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