2024 Republican Primary Thread: Haley drops out

I read masochist as “mascot” the first time.

Either works.

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They’re diabetic and it’s late at night? I’m not sure what the election equivalents of those things are (if there even are any).

Trump is in jail AND has been taken off the ballot in their state AND they broke both of their hands so writing Trump in proves too difficult.

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While I don’t love it, I also don’t think we’re going to do any better than that.

https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1747421884839555223?t=hWbugqi3l5BpSw61jCo2dQ&s=19

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While I don’t condone racism, I was laughing my ass off when Vivek’s wife was recounting her own personal quasi-leopards-eating-faces moments. Chef’s kiss.

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If I was going to come in fourth place in Iowa I would simply not bring my wife along to get humiliated by yokels.

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#nokinkshaming

Point/Counterpoint

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Just call her Nimrata

No MAGA chud is voting for a woman. Let alone a brown woman.

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Haley: I’m not debating anymore unless Trump is there.

ABC News (and Trump): Cool with us.

https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1747578510825140252?t=StXISBSOicKYxrRJcYITEA&s=19

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That is one of the best “I’m not prejudiced but” quotes I have heard in a while. Almost think he was joking. It’s close.

No no, he’s just saying he’s “not prejudice”. Like he’s denying being the physical embodiment of the concept itself, which I guess is correct.

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Coincidentally, here’s his new sleazy nickname for Haley.

https://www.wsj.com/politics/elections/haleys-last-hope-for-beating-trump-rests-with-these-voters-a0025d34?mod=mhp

In states with jungle primaries, should Dems
  • Vote for Trump
  • Vote for Haley
  • Stay home
  • Bastard!
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He’s claiming responsibility for bringing the soldiers home? Lol

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I’m curious what inspired you to make this poll? What could someone who picks Trump there possibly be thinking?