2024 Republican Primary Thread: Haley drops out

https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1723903088384258156?t=Rf0wX5YX9oZhHRx3qRuF-g&s=19

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Ramaswamy/Thanos 2024

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Bruh don’t tell the people which half you’ll fire if you want Team Odd to vote for you.

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He’s a less serious person than Elon.

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No dude, absolutely nothing will break. He says it right there. Didn’t you see the stars?

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This is pretty close to mainstream conservative thinking now. A lot of conservative political belief boils downs to “I’m too ignorant to understand X, so it’s psychologically safe for me to insist that X must not work. Furthermore, if I was in a position where I understood something and other people didn’t, then I would absolutely try to take advantage of them. Therefore, because I don’t undertand what technocrats are doing, it must not work and furthermore they’re trying to take advantage of me!” Republican politicians won’t be punished for insisting that the Federal government doesn’t actually do anything, they’ll be rewarded for it. Pretending that the Federal government is just a big lie creates a safe space for snowflake conservatives, and they love it.

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Just goes to show the left is bad at messaging

Should have said: Defund Half of the Police

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Interestingly, this is also a call to arbitrarily keep half of the federal workforce employed despite the fact that they accomplish nothing. Going to be very easy for Christie to attack this plan from the right imo.

Reduce the IRS staff by 90% Everything else will fall into place after that.

(SS# ending in ‘0’ keep their jobs)

addendum: “You don’t have to unplug the drain if you disable the faucet.”

The social security number thing is very funny on the face of it, but it is worth pointing out that the numbers are not random but actually encode the time and place of your birth.

Didn’t know that.

Maybe the House can form a bi-partisan ad-hoc committee to come up with an equitable way to determine who goes and who stays. :)

I think they are random now. I looked into this when daughter born as her number didn’t match what I expected.

Edit - looks like they changed the system in 2011

Sure you left the hospital with the right daughter?

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I think there’s porn based on this scenario.

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Incest (or step-incest) porn seems to be popular these days. My guess is there’s porn based around a father finding out that his daughter isn’t really his biological daughter, so he can have sex with her.

https://twitter.com/sarahmdean95/status/1726663740836466966?t=H7trZ6H7RAYl51B90sBI5g&s=19

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caddyshack-worst-hat

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Here’s the actual vid: https://twitter.com/BidenHQ/status/1726684586053120279

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