2024 Republican Primary Thread: Haley drops out

Are you a porn expert or something? Or is it just what you’ve learned from your own personal lifestyle choices?

Looks like a House ad-hoc committee ain’t needed after all! :)

RINOs

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We barely knewum

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Riposa in pace, Maestro.

https://twitter.com/MerylKornfield/status/1740232695329014130?t=6uNJ5kOq5ULFhg2pl-k4YA&s=19

Lmao. Knew before I read the article that she would ask him what he thought caused it.

She definitely thought a Republican plaid man in bumfuck New England would be more inclined to think of the War in terms of “freedom”; not a bad guess.

The odd thing is that Haleys answer is perfectly designed to mean all things to all people. But it’s also the Simpsons Abu Gets His Citizenship Civil War joke come to life.

I know, right. Fortunately, this was a fucking pro:

Had to look that up, but it was totally worth it. Despite all of the acclaim, it’s still an underrated show.

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Video is here for those curious. Not all that exciting, but a pretty handy illustration of cravenness.

A huge chunk of the satire from the golden years still holds true today. Go watch Sideshow Bob Roberts or Last Exit to Springfield. Theyre perfect, made nearly 30 years ago, and still somehow relevant.

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https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1740411595052945473?t=8KGgclK2jSF2g_BHn_S2GA&s=19

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https://x.com/mluckovichajc/status/1740443230985175108?s=20

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Prime Simpsons (season 2 to 10) is top tier. Problem is we are on like season 35.

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I just found out today that Vivek went to my high school.

A. That means you are our ultimate backstop if he were to get near to power

B. I actually trust you with this responsibility.

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it doesn’t matter, but does she believe that?