2024 Republican Primary Thread: Haley drops out

There will be voters in 2024 who don’t have first-hand memories of the 2016 campaign because they were too busy with Pokémon cards.

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You say max chaos, I say finally we can all stop pretending the NH primary matters. Just let it be a kooky clownshow like the Iowa caucus.

Oof that’s weird to think about. 2024 voters could have been in 5th grade for the Trump/Clinton election.

Pokémon Go to the polls

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Gotta Grift them all!

I suspect this is probably true. +1, that is.

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I hope he brings his head fly.

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https://twitter.com/dylanewells/status/1690363018184445952

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Type of guy you would want to have a beer with……

Vivek must have heard that diss track Em fired at Melle Mel last week and thinks that if Marshall name blasts him in a song it might help his name ID.

Kendall Energy

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Promoted post on Twitter

https://twitter.com/RonDeSantis/status/1689757666581569536?t=88EpwoN7C7oU9GpataGmqg&s=19

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Leave it to DeSantis to create a lottery where winning is actually losing. Dude read too much Shirley Jackson.

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Trump also did this to fundraise and then would never pick a winner, so I assume Desantis will f this up and have some horribly awkward viral moment with whoever wins. Like he’ll accidentally pick a Trump supporter who will roast him and Desantis will have a panic attack on live tv.

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Jacob seems nice.

On Saturday, while Pence stood in the sun flipping pork burgers, people in the crowd whispered about him. “Look at him sweat,” someone behind me said. “He’s a dweeb, and so is DeSantis,” a young man from Cedar Rapids named Jacob, who declined to give his last name, told me. “You just want to take their lunch money. It’s instinct.”

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TIL pork burgers exist.

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