Sucks that he died but that does save me the trouble of crafting a joke about hitting your deductible in December.
literally everyone âwell someoneâs loved one died and got a claim deniedâ
right under it âyeah that really narrows the suspect list down to millionsâ
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No disrespect Matt, but your head looks exactly the same
In perfect timing news, some blue cross blue shield places said theyâre no longer covering anesthesia if it goes too long.
people thinking it was a professional hit because silencer when he was in starbucks and fled on a citibike that has gps on it.
editânot citibike
Wat?
I donât think he ever even wanted a little head.
Heâs not caught right? Shot someone on 5th Avenue and got away with it.
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Phrasing!
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Does the POTUS-elect have an alibi?
Might have just been an e-bike. The screenshot doesnât look like a citibike (see Healthcare thread).
Gunning down a health insurance CEO would never happen in Japan for at least two reasons I can think of off the top of my head.
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In Japan they just use a Death Note for that shit
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r/nursing has some thoughts
https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/1h6hm17/unitedhealth_ceo_attacked/
Media attention is going to really get awkward when the hospital he was sent to is out of network so it wonât be covered
he was certainly no angel
UnitedHealthcare CEO was Under Investigation By Dept. Of Justice For Insider Trading