2024 LC Thread

had to do it

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Pretty sure ive seen this movie before.

Oh yeah…

No disrespect Matt, but your head looks exactly the same

https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/1864400317166551318

In perfect timing news, some blue cross blue shield places said they’re no longer covering anesthesia if it goes too long.

people thinking it was a professional hit because silencer when he was in starbucks and fled on a citibike that has gps on it.

edit–not citibike

Wat?

I don’t think he ever even wanted a little head.

He’s not caught right? Shot someone on 5th Avenue and got away with it.

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Phrasing!

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Does the POTUS-elect have an alibi?

Might have just been an e-bike. The screenshot doesn’t look like a citibike (see Healthcare thread).

Gunning down a health insurance CEO would never happen in Japan for at least two reasons I can think of off the top of my head.

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In Japan they just use a Death Note for that shit

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r/nursing has some thoughts

https://www.reddit.com/r/nursing/comments/1h6hm17/unitedhealth_ceo_attacked/

Media attention is going to really get awkward when the hospital he was sent to is out of network so it won’t be covered

he was certainly no angel

UnitedHealthcare CEO was Under Investigation By Dept. Of Justice For Insider Trading

https://x.com/esaagar/status/1864703254854050058

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That’s amazing considering that in theory there’s no such thing as a bad or a good bet in sports betting. Obviously there’s a tiny edge out there. But if there was a world’s worst sports bettor, it would imply that the game is beatable the other way.

So the volume these 3% put in must bre incredible.

Parlays tho

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Finding profitable bets is not that difficult, sometimes trivial (even if you don’t follow sports that much). When they started offering online sports betting here I was shocked at how many markets were offered. The issue is getting the money down. Of course if the books can just cut off bettors at any time you expect that almost everyone will lose.

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