Yeah, definitely save that stuff for children #2 and #3.
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Maybe it was IVF 
Itâs been ~10-20 degrees outside in Ohio for the past few days.
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Well at least they appear to be somewhat safe from gods arbitrary and insane judgement. Do you think moses was like seeing as youâre all powerful couldnât you just snap your fingers and change the Pharaohâs mind? Or you know just break our chains and levitate us out of here to somewhere safe? Do the Egyptian people deserve pestilence, famine and the deaths of like half the children in the country just because their boss is a bit stubborn?
And Godâs like i know whatâll solve this (takes huge hit of suspicious looking cigarette). Frogs!
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Old Testament god is a real asshole.
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Lol OK thinks theyâre midwest. Youâre the DMZ between texas and the midwest, plus the occupied indian territory
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PA somehow a bigger head scratcher than TN (my native land)
Thatâs gotta be folks around Pittsburgh who donât want to accept that they share a state (commonwealth) with Philly
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Also intrigued by the 3% of Iowans and Minnesotans that think they arenât in the Midwest.
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3% of Minnesota is in Canada.
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3% of Michiganders actually live in Canada, so another 3% are in midwest denial like the 3% of Minnesotans.
The UP is its own separate place. Surprised Ohio is so low. Must be the Appalachian part.
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Well yea, we had to split from 2p2
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kansas nebraska and the dakotas are kidding themselves. theyâre great plains. theyâre one spot below midwest. the official ranking goes:
east coast
west coast
rocky mountains
midwest
great plains
the south
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Now do the breakup if itâs the standard East, West, Midwest, and South.
flip the first two and I think youâre good.
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Has anyone pointed out that Ohioans are incredibly dumb?
good one
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