Me seeing a thread with new posts for me to view, clicking on it, and finding that there are not in fact new posts for me to view
No kraut?
My feed today has been weird. mainly because all the trump meltdown tweets are interspersed with panda videos posted by my local political figures. A bit of whiplash.
https://x.com/MayorToddGloria/status/1821644651574829330
https://x.com/CAgovernor/status/1821709546068570610
https://x.com/SenToniAtkins/status/1821667290032832908
https://x.com/yashar/status/1821965085902041237?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet
Jesus Christ. Seems like a terrible way to go.
Imagine the terror. I don’t like watching that stuff.
Ehh I’ll take this anyday over rotting away with cancer.
I feel like if you get bad cancer you can go out on your own terms, but you don’t have any say in the matter here.
How the hell does it fall like that, with zero forward momentum? It’s like a sycamore seed.
Some guy on TV said the airspeed got too low somehow and the plane stalled
Yeah, with a bit of a flat spin thrown in to maximize my Top Gun crash analysis… That looked slow enough that folks could have survived? Way too slow a way to go though.
Flight tracking data shows that the Voepass Linhas Aéreas dropped 17,000 feet in just one minute, but it is not clear what caused the twin-engine turboprop plane to fall. “There is still no confirmation of how the accident occurred or the current situation of the people on board,” according to a statement by airline Voepass.
there’s a bowl with 1,000 pills. 1 of the pills causes you to die instantly, without pain.
the other 999 pills are worth $500,000 each.
if you take say 10, and the 11th kills you, the money you earned will go tax-free to whoever you designate beforehand.
how many do you take?
saw this on reddit, asked the 15 or so people in the house with me right now. curious what yall would do. having kids has made more of a difference than i thought, but not in the way i figured.
Probably 1
I think I take zero. And I have kids for context.
It’s either 1 or 0. I only might because it would change a lot. My kids are grown (early 20s).
people my age have said anywhere from 2-3 to 10.
my dad goes, “do i get to keep the money if i eventually eat the bad one? yes? well then i would take A LOT”. when pressed, he said at least 100. like a f’ing boss lmao.
the people with kids that i thought might say 1 or 2 were more like 15 or 20 and said if the kids get it they might keep going.
i’d have a hard time stopping i think too. 10 would mean i never have to work again, but 20 would be much better haha. then what’s another 3 or 4 more? 
if they’re setting $500k cash in front of me every time i take one, i dunno. $5 million for a 1% chance of dying?