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The stuffed animal is a nice touch 
He’s staging a pro-Palestinian protest.
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Looks like a juvenile robin. It probably just left the nest and isn’t strong enough to fly yet.
The bird has left.
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Well that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
She was really wanting to pick it up and put it in the box but I wouldn’t let her. She was really angling to keep it as a pet.
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https://x.com/FearedBuck/status/1794758788810940511
Yes the notoriously skimpy Chipotle portions.
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Good on ya, raising a wild animal as a pet is almost always a bad idea.
That said, if raising ravens was legal I would do it in a heartbeat.
Does she have pets? Getting a bird from a pet store might be a good first step for pet ownership.
I don’t know about “notoriously skimpy”, but as their quality has gone down, there is massive variation from location and even from burrito maker to burrito maker. But I guess even a burrito in which they skimp on every ingredient is still a decent amount of calories.
Also, I’m certain this is a thing because I have had a reasonable amount of contactless pickup Chipotle (mostly during pandemic, but some after), the burritos and bowls are significantly smaller than if you are just standing there as they make it.
I find Chipotle’s portions gargantuan, even by American standards.
That’s all I need, some douchebag bird just staring at me.
“Hey, Raven, will I ever find love again?”
“Nevermore.”
“Fuck off.”
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Probably variance. They definitely sometimes are.
Have you tried Freebirds? They can make the largest Chipotle burrito look like a snack.
Looks like the zepbound is working.
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That’s nice, but I imagine Suzzer will tell us that he felt that way even before.
Correct. I only go to places with closer to Euro-size portions.
why would a random chip-oll-tay employee give a shit if they got bad publicity
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We have a dog and a cat. She thinks she needs a bird or a bunny now.
And I was wrong, the bird is not gone. He just relocated about 20 feet.