2023 LC Thread - It was predetermined that I would change the thread title (Part 1)

Yeah this. My buddy in college used fake names to sign up over and over. His last name was Harrison, and once he used the last name Harpleson. So he became Harlpleson for the rest of college.

We had stacks of letters from them to fake names strewn around out fraternity house. Our address was literally 2 Fraternity Row, you would think at some point they’d stop sending CDs to Dick Johnson, but no.

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I bought a $20 air fryer on sale at Best Buy.

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I told my boy that I’m sure there will be tons on sale around Black Friday, but he found one at Goodwill for $13. And then I shredded it.

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Tell you son that buying used electronics from Goodwill is a life leak.

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Not even Black Friday. There are air fryers often in their daily deals. A small Bella one goes on sale for around $20 a few times each month.

well sometimes they work but yeah

This seems made up. I eat at a pretty traditional bagel place, and I’ve never seen them give anyone a hard time for ordering scooped out

Los Angeles is better than New York, " he laughs. “Los Angeles: better bagels and better weather and better people than New York.”

GTFO

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Having someone else scoop out your bread is fucking revolting.

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I can see it happening, especially if (a) he added a bunch of other requests on top of the scooping and gluten free thing and/or (b) he went to a place that was more of a bodega that happens to sell bagels as opposed to more of a deli or a bagel shop… Some places just don’t like dealing with special requests particularly if the customer seems difficult or entitled.

That being said, it’s not like scooping is some crazy new LA thing that he was trying to bring to NYC… A quick google produced NY Post articles discussing scooping from 2010 and 2016 and there’s a whole thread in the NYC reddit subthread going back years

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/comments/dtgfnf/people_who_order_scooped_bagels_why/

Offer explains that he’s been cutting back on gluten lately for health reasons

LMFAO

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You’d get you’re fucking ass kicked ordering something like that around here.

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https://twitter.com/roshanpateI/status/1719030157229326662

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FYP

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gluten-free ‘scooped’ bagel order

White people need to stop fucking around with bagels. It’s bad enough we started putting raisins in them, this is absurd and disrespectful.

I respect Montreal for trying to get in the way of this nonsense years ago.

but…the soft doughy part is the best part i don’t understand this trend omg

Happy Halloween

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https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1719505384967196765?s=20

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He has to go trick or treating like that. He would probably cause people to faint.

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