Come on down to Applebee’s where peace in the Middle East comes down to our 1st annual wing eating competition. In a winner take all battle for peace sanctioned by the UN, the best eater gets all the land for the country they represent!
And Ahmed of Palestine wins the GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY HE HAS AN AMERICAN PASSPORT!! THE MIDDLE EAST NOW BELONGS TO AMERICA!!!
What a swerve!
And oh shit, here comes THE YEH-TAY! The middle east now officially belongs to the Nunavut region of Canada. BAH GAWD!
I wholeheartedly agree with this. Like Chipotle should go all in on the Scottish Independence Movement. Or Vuori should announce that they’re moving their Headquarters to the Bundy Compound to support the Oregon Separatist Believers.
Good ad for white claw.
“Tastes so good you don’t even know there’s alcohol in it!”
Small caveat
Hanna, 60, is reportedly undergoing chemotherapy treatment for cancer and says it affected her sense of taste.
Bad boys bad boys, whacha going to do when they come for you?
wut? That’s real money. wut? How?
At breakfast, this group always leaves at least a $1,000 tip
A “heartwarming” story that could only come from USA#1.
It’s like when people pay off others medical bills. Heart warming and depressing all at the same time.
12 different students how did it take that long, no way did those rumors not fly long before 12.
reading the allegation list she should’ve been turbo fired so long ago wtf. schools are ridiculous, everyone trying to cover their own ass from lawsuits to stop shit like this. started in 2016–everyone in that entire school district should be fired for that cause nobody did anything.
This is probably part of it. Even after all of this:
Teacher of the Year imho
Sexual assault of a minor haha
Do none of the parents have standing? Thats outrageous
