2023 LC Thread - It was predetermined that I would change the thread title (Part 1)

story: man gets brutalized with a lead pipe in front of his own home by a homeless person.

but this isn’t just some random homeowner. this guy is like the top enemy of the homeless, viciously attacking random homeless people with bear mace walking around at night like a lunatic. he’s like an evil supervillain. he’s HomeMan.

https://twitter.com/sfstandard/status/1651308745073508359?s=20

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https://twitter.com/sfstandard/status/1651311455541809153

Carmignani is not named in any of the police reports, Hathaway said. However, she said a police inspector wrote that he included them in the case file because they were “possibly related to this incident.”

The lawyer also noted that Carmignani had a can of bear spray at the time he was attacked on April 5. (10/11)

FAFO.

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I’ve only ever been vaguely downwind from bear spray and that shit was intense. I can’t fathom being sprayed directly in the fucking face, what a fucking monster

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Wasn’t there an incident during the BLM protests where some red neck Trumpy agitator sprayed a guy with bear mace and the BLM guy shot him and got charged? Seems familiar

Dude that shot bear spray guy got tracked to WA and police executed him a week or so after the incident. Shooting occurred in Portland. I think there’s video and the can of spray takes the first bullet.

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I was sprayed once.

I was stopped at a crosswalk in a playground zone for some kids, when a carload of teens passed me at 50mph and almost hit the kids. I followed the car to a nearby convenience store to discuss it with them, and as I exited my car and approached theirs, they rolled down the window, sprayed me, and peeled out. Was probably a wise decision on their part, I was pretty livid.

The spray was… effective.

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What is it with Florida and delivery services?

Oh great. This is gonna play for weeks in derp-land.

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https://twitter.com/OKWildlifeDept/status/1651239612348616704?t=GblKIM-r27XWfBxHKrp1Yw&s=19

https://twitter.com/TheRealBelindaO/status/1651243148180594688?t=Ruj0wFo-unZBvWZy15abUQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/OKWildlifeDept/status/1651266729530605581?t=l76coElRrX1dwlajIJAyog&s=19

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tbf we REALLY needed this. my one buddy has been dying for weeks because of the dust and pollen sitting around in oklahoma… lol. even i’ve been feeling it and i dont have allergies.

my car was completely dusty orange at one point last week, just caked in pollen.

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Ron Swanson computer in the trash

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Oh man he’s getting called a “fakecel”, what a burn.

I’m a little scared of what social change this “movement” is trying to foment. Although I imagine I can guess.

Sounds like one lucky lady to have taken his virginity.

I wonder if whatever (if it exists) female version of the incel group did a lottery to find who would do the deed.

Jerry Springer died.

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https://twitter.com/SteveKornacki/status/1651602402246639619

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Popularism

I don’t get it, doesn’t the “in” in incel stand for “involuntary”?

I mean it’s one thing to proud of your incel status and support your community of misogynist rejects, but are they really expected to say no if they finally get the opportunity?

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It’s a core belief to incels that there is nothing they can do that would get them laid.