I just realized I don’t eat for about sixteen hours from when I eat dinner until I eat something the next day.
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Same. Just like rich folks used to. Winning.
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https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1649005078664163333?t=AmrjVcSiRdrndGU5Y0I2nw&s=19
heartwarming
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Daily mail bought out the pitchbot guy?
Total vindication! Thank you!
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It’s like a dead-on Clickhole headline
Did she beat the shit out of him as she was breaking up with him or did he get the black eye somehow else?
Sometimes you can no longer hold space and need to practice self-care.
I like how “for my mental health” has now become “because I don’t want to”.
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Rich folks used to sleep late and have supper before bed.
She also moved to Thailand.
Leaving someone who has cancer because you cant handle it isnt the worst thing. Its gonna be tough.
Moving to another country, then getting 5 minutes of fame for running a charity marathon… yeah. That’s something else
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All I know is I want to party with Southern Rugby.
To be fair, surgeries can be the most convenient time to get out of a complicated relationship. I tried to bolt to Paraguay once when my girlfriend had a colonoscopy, but she got the kind with no anesthesia which didn’t leave enough time.
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https://twitter.com/fox4/status/1648959830034350081?s=61&t=NDU-QUzHHKI06YFnvWsG1g
5 or 6 too late probably.