I am a complete degenerate and will not keep ice cream in the house.
If I buy a box of magnums, they are gone by the time I make the 15 min drive home.
I hope we’re talking ice cream and not condoms.
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Buy two boxes next time.
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Same. My diet strategy is don’t have anything I like in the house. My fridge is carrots, celery, apples and the like.
But to make my Mom happy I have to come home and stay in the crack house every now and then.
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Kurt Cobain suicide
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I wasn’t even that into nirvana but I’m still mad at Andy Rooney over that.
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They’re just getting silent revenge for all the hell we put them through with our bad habits.
I used to employ this strategy. It’s kind of tough when you have kids. Honestly, if I had my way, I’d do it with the kids too and just raise them to eat super clean, but my wife thinks that borders on cruel and unusual punishment. So, long story short, I’m fat.
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Same.
Mrs Rugby will keep a bag of maltesers and eat one a day.
I ask her to hide them, but still occasionally go searching her study for snacks to demolish.
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Yup, I was also a don’t-buy-it person who moved in with a buy-it-but-rarely-eat-it person and now I eat it too much and got chunky
I was proud at the restraint I showed in only buying two bags of Doritos when the digital coupon I used allowed a purchase of up to five.
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Id put Columbine ahead of 9/11 for millenials
Thats a lot of fucking
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I liked Andy Rooney when I was in middle school (odd preferences). He wore out his welcome by high school but I banned him after Cobain. I think I saw it live and went on a tirade.
9/11 is as much gen X as Watergate, not at all.
I think challenger, OJ, Aids.
I loved Andy Rooney when I was in elementary school 
I was a stupid reactionary conservative in elementary school
I always hated Nirvana.
That doesn’t count.
9/11
2016 Election Night
Confirmed terrible taste in everything