2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

I know a guy who is currently available for the job.

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I’ve found another potential compromise candidate that even has political experience!

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Does Gaetz think Trump won’t notice he voted somebody else this time?

Now that trump is no longer in office Gaetz has to be the worst elected official in the US, right?

Federal, probably. I’d bet there are worse people in a statehouse somewhere, though.

Gaetz would be a McCarthy Republican in my state house. Hell, Biggs was the literal adult in the room in the state senate here.

McCarthy losing votes because one of his supporters had a medical appointment. Sad!

I wonder what effect this shitshow has on 2024. Maybe DeSantis becomes the stabilizing force that Biden was in 2020.

The tension is unbearable - will this speech sway the vote? Was it patriotic enough?

Gaetz and Boebert - fucking?

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Soon?

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1611125017533710339

The house rules and committee assignments are going to be crazy. In any event, my money would be on Scalise or some option other than McCarthy.

When this negotiation dies on the vine the positive momentum will be palpable, per sources.

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He tweeted this 4 minutes earlier.
https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1611123881921679365?t=cVmV-TkAic6L7baJs5Cjbw&s=19

Jake wants everyone to soak up BREAKING news, so I’m sure he’s vetting these “sources” closely.

The dems will consent because they’re losers and have Michelin star restaurant reservations

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They’ll just adjourn for the weekend, and still have plenty of time for those reservations.

https://twitter.com/dougjballoon/status/1611115135048847360?s=46&t=_7qFidWFEJLRJpS8SkJSXg

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Too old. Not saying who thinks the other is too old

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