2023-2024 House of Representatives Shitshow Containment: MAGA Mike XXS

Senate info, but probably works in this thread. Of course, I’d put the odds of Cruz actually losing at like 15%.

https://x.com/Politics_Polls/status/1758162566948254185?s=20

BTW, I’m not a good thread maker but it wouldn’t be a bad idea to have a polls thread.

Heard some interesting discussion lately about RV vs LV models probably overestimate GOP because it’s increasingly the party of more sporadic voters.

So 56% cruz

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Allred is probably polling high just because his name implies he’s a Republican.

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Maybe you’re onto something.

brb getting my name changed to Patriot Q. McMurican before I start my Senate bid

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predictions on what this idiot will do on Ukraine/budget?

Mike Johnson will willingly allow a vote on Ukraine aid within a few weeks

  • No
  • Yes
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Mike Johnson will fuck up budgeting.

  • Yes, partial shutdown will happen
  • No shutdown
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Question, I got a Yosemite trip planned Mar 9. That has to change in the event of a shutdown, right?

(And yes, I understand that is very much a #firstworldproblem, but im just curious, not bitching)

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You can probably google what has happened at Yosemite during previous shutdowns or the near-shutdown a few months ago. I think it really varies by park as to what they are able to keep running/open and what they cannot, or if they just straight close the gates.

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https://twitter.com/RepBoebert/status/1762592203321340245

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Got one right.

Ok but now we have to do it again.

Will there be a partial shutdown following the new March 8 deadline?
  • Yes
  • No
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Freedom Caucus response to the Mitch retirement is perfect. 10/10, no notes.

https://twitter.com/freedomcaucus/status/1762917133929869679?t=mF9QF5Y8wFmUQ8Vr1HcYWQ&s=19

He gave them everything that they have.

I was raised Episcopalian and never once received a handjob in church. In fact that’s one of the reasons I left the faith.

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I grew up catholic, we all just assumed handjobs in church was 100% standard for episcopalians

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insert inappropriate joke about handjobs in Catholic church here

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insert inappropriate joke about insertion in Catholic church here

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