2022 Midterm Elections (Abandon hope all ye who enter here) butnahhh. or maybe?

Democrats?

Back when they were making a weekly mockery of Oz with stuff like the crudite clip, I assumed they had something incredible saved for mid-October. I’ve been lamenting with my buddy that they must not have or they would have dropped it by now.

Maybe they still do and they’re going to drop it tomorrow or the next day to kill the news cycle from the debate?

Fetterman not debating is bad according to them, and Fetterman debating is…also gonna be bad according to them, because they’re in the business of results-oriented clickbait outrage takes like Why the Nazis Have a Valid Point About Obama’s Tan Suit. They’re in on it and just as responsible for the body count as anyone.

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It’s difficult to make a positive case for why anyone in either side of the aisle should show up to these debates.

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I think the play was to accept a debate, but you have a valid medical reason to do so under very strict terms. Have the whole thing written or online. If you do it normally and are actually slurring your words and constantly stuttering there’s absolutely no chance you’re gonna beat a professional TV grifter.

Given what’s at stake, it was impossible to withdraw from the race months ago? What in the fuck. RBG vibes over here.

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I’m playing devil’s advocate here. Also, as mentioned above, I haven’t watched significant portions of the debate or any of the talking heads who are discussing the debate.

You are correct, but if we are being completely objective, we have no idea whether he actually can think clearly after the stroke. He could have aphasia alone or he could have both aphasia and cognitive impairment.

So the best they could say is, “Well maybe he has a speech problem, but that doesn’t mean he has any cognitive impairment. He may be just as sharp as he ever was. Or he could be impaired. It’s kind of hard to tell from a TV debate because of his speech difficulties.”

That would be true, but I don’t think it’s really any better.

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What about on a scale of the Red Room in Twin Peaks to Fenster from The Usual Suspects?

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“Beat” is not the standard. That was very likely never going to happen. Say what you will about Oz, but there is no doubt he is more intelligent (I mean if they both took an IQ test, which admittedly one can argue is not a good measure, but let’s forget that tangent for now, as it’s not that important) and more polished when it comes to speaking. Fetterman has the advantage of better positions, but it’s hard to capitalize on that when you can’t speak normally. And when you add that handicap to Oz’s built in advantages, even peak Fetterman was unlikely to notch a convincing, Crist-like win.

But that’s not what he needed to do. He just needed to not abjectly suck. You can just ignore the questions completely and spew canned talking points. Apparently, you can even whip out fake badges. All you have to do is clear a very, very low bar and your machine can spin it into a win or at least a draw. If you can’t even do that, only then should you decline. Not being able to “beat” your opponent is not particularly important.

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I mean, from what I’ve seen, I can tell where he was going with all of his answers they’re making fun of, and where he’s going makes sense. I don’t think he’s cognitively impaired, I think it’s speech/auditory processing.

The dopey look on his face doesn’t help much either.

For politics at large I think it actually is very important for these lying pieces of garbage to be beaten, as in very clearly publicly humiliated.

I don’t think he is either. I’m just saying it hard to be sure of that when watching an aphasic person on TV (which once again, I haven’t actually watched. Gonna check out some clips later tonight). And since he did have a recent stroke, there is reason to believe that there may also be cognitive impairment.

I hear you. That is a good goal and it would be great to achieve. It’s just super hard to do with these debate formats where the moderator launches a bunch of relative softballs. Even in cases of a complete mismatch, it is really hard to administer a beat down. The rules make it that way. So not being able to do the beat down doesn’t automatically mean you should decline to debate. Declining is normally worse than showing and not doing the beat down. Seems like Fetterman would have been the exception there.

If it makes anyone feel better, Fetterman was gonna lose anyway. It’s gonna be a huge democrat wipeout.

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The correct answer from the media is it doesn’t matter what kind of condition he’s in, because we’d take Terry Shiavo or an actual corpse over this Dracula-looking Dr. Mengele motherfucker.

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This is why fundraising is so important, he couldn’t afford those good drugs that Sleepy Joe got for his last debate with Bernie.

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NPR today mentioned Fetterman’s issues, played some clips, but didn’t make it sound like a catastrophe and they moved on to the issues. Wouldn’t think anything of it from their coverage.

According to some rando:

https://twitter.com/JayCostTWS/status/1585127325791752192

Oz at 65% seems like an overreaction. I think going in Fetterman was probably a slight favorite and as bad as it was I don’t see it moving to Oz being a 2-1 favorite after it.