2022 Midterm Elections (Abandon hope all ye who enter here) butnahhh. or maybe?

Tequila pairs with anything if you’re an alcoholic who is going to drink himself to sleep that night.

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Abortion backlash may have hit Republicans harder than they expected.

they don’t think it matters either, this isn’t about actually having a principle, it’s about having the illusion of a principle that will be plausible enough to fool casual voters who aren’t going to dig into it at all.

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I mean I knew Vance was a terrible candidate but is he really this bad? Is Ryan hammering him with carpetbagger memes like Fett is doing to Oz? I haven’t really heard shit about this race recently, but there must be something going on more than Vance being Vance.

Not believing it until they start getting defeated soundly in actual elections.

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I think the Republican brand as a whole is taking a beating lately and also JD is hopelessly inauthentic. Don’t think Tim Ryan could pull off Fetterman-style attacks tho.

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Ryan should come out with a series of ads making fun of Vance for really living in New Jersey. Get Snooki invloved imo. Get him on the defensive.

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My two favorite parts about the Oz shopping trip, other than him using the word “crudités,” were a) he didn’t use a cart or a basket, just piled the shit in his arms, and b) he’s like “holy shit look how expensive salsa is” when yeah, of course, because you bought the fresh, refrigerated stuff. Just get the Tostito’s, Newman’s Own, Pace, or the store brand or something. None of your guests will give a shit.

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It’s one of those videos where every watch you notice another subtle hilarious detail. I didn’t pick up on the lack of basket the first time around. On a subsequent viewing I realized he got the salsa price wrong - he quoted the label that’s probably associated with the item to its right (the bruschetta), whereas the salsa price label is on the left. Likely a product of not actually having shopped in a grocery store in many years.

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Quit being so fancy-pants. It’s a veggie tray.

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I’m fine with progressives going scorched earth in a Democratic primary.

He also starts off with “my wife wants some vegetables” so he’s coming across (deliberately?) as just another henpecked husband running errands for his bossy wife. Just trying to stay afloat in Joe Biden’s inflation-plagued America. Who can’t relate to that?

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It is for tequila-loving Muslims like Mehmet Oz.

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Fetterman already got a customized Snooki video on Cameo to troll Oz.

Serving vegetables to guests instead of bowls of Doritos, Lays, and Oreos is unAmerican no matter what you call them.

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Why is this “Oz goes to the produce section” video trending now? Isn’t it like 3 months old?

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Don’t shoot my pony’s father if this has already been posted, he’s been through too much as it is convincing his father to vote (D)

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saw this on twitter but the result is SUS from what i read

It was on Morning Joe so it has to be right?

Right?!?

RIGHT!!!

I’d like to see it adjusted by age. If anything I think dudes in their 30s with kids might tend to be more progressive than childless guys.