“Rowdy bowels” should definitely be incorporated into my writing.
I assume they also talk about alliteration and rhyming or rhyming-ish helps with a lot of those humorous pairs. Also, does anyone else read some of them and want to combine them in some dumb dad jokey way… “What do you call a stripper hippo? a Strippo.”
don’t worry, the tech bros have figured out how to solve the problem they’ve created
If there’s one thing North America desperately needs is more roads.
Roads still invite in too many outside factors.
What we really need is tunnels. Tunnels everywhere!
Somebody call Elon I’m sure he can get this project successfully built in no time!
But who will build the roads?!?
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So, like, automated trains? Huh. Seems like maybe the root problem is that personal vehicles are stupidly inefficient and shouldn’t exist.
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at least not in the same way. it’s built into the fabric of our society and likely isn’t gonna change any time soon.
I know an Italian family that sued a city and police department, partially for this reason. The suit showed a pattern of unlawful targeting and malicious prosecution through various incidents. The suit also levied a count of violating the14th amendment rights of the family because the cops called the dad a “wop” in front of his family and also defaming them to other members of the community by saying they are part of the mafia. I believe they parties settled for 6 figures in like 2015 or 2016. Gotta love the south for it’s good old fashioned (anti-Italian) discrimination.
imagine being so racist that you get mad at people who are now pretty much considered to be “white” by most people because they are not the right type of white
speaking of that I saw some weird post somewhere I’m forgetting claiming that those of northern european decent are the only “true” white people because they didn’t interbreed much with the caucasians. no idea whether that’s true or not. probably not.
People understand that Columbus Day was pushed in the US as a way to fight against anti-Italian bias, right? It’s popular on the left to use it as an opportunity to be anti-colonization, but maybe it would be better to use it as a time to highlight being pro-immigration.
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Then they should have gone with Leonardo Da Vinci day
Da Vinci couldn’t be used as a symbol of immigration to the US.
I thought we were fighting against Anti Italian bias
Italian immigration to the US.
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Use Bruno Sammartino then.
(Or better yet, nobody. Stop naming things after people)
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Stop trying to take Christ out of Christmas!
Stop trying to take the MLK out of MLK Day!
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